Podcast and Chill with MacG

00:00 Welcome to Podcasts. 00:28 Magic. 00:29 I'm assuming this doesn't end well. 00:30 All right, it's time to bless a chiller, Panooka. Let's bless a chiller. 12 December's going down. Grand West Casino in Cape Town. Roast one million. Roast two million, rather. Two million. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:44 One million, would you remember you proposed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember. What are you going to do in a divorce announcement? You're going to talk with someone, bro. What are you going to do this summer round? Are you excited about the roast, Yanda? 00:58 I'm very excited. 00:59 Oh, Yanda, where Yanda? Shout out. 01:02 What do you mean, shout out? 01:04 Oh. 01:04 Oh, it's the first, like, you've been here. 01:07 But you're acting so spicy. 01:09 No. 01:10 Why are we beefing? 01:11 We're beefing? Oh, we're starting there? Oh, you want to start there? No, all right, all right, let's start there. Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:20 You act like I'm an elephant in the room, like, oh, wow. 01:24 I think I'm not really the size of Tegeliki. 01:27 Can I say something though? When I said it, I wasn't like trying to be malicious. I wasn't trying to be spicy. 01:32 Because you know I... You worry, you're trying to get numbers. Let's be honest. 01:36 It's dire there. 01:37 No, it's very dire. The situation is dire. Did I lie though? Did I lie? 01:44 I know you did, yeah. How, though? I'm not, like, at that level yet. 01:52 But in my eyes, you guys look the same. 01:53 Whoa, for real? 01:56 Like, same category? 01:58 Same category, but I love you guys both. 02:03 Like, it was no shade. 02:05 Well, you have a bad sense of judgment, though. 02:07 You think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uncle Sol, I'm sorry. 02:12 Don't be sorry, it's fine. 02:13 And I'm not saying sorry just because I'm here. 02:15 You're welcome, actually. 02:17 Thank you. 02:18 We're looking forward to doing a show with you. 02:20 Same. I want to take your guys' numbers in the end and take them that side because... 02:26 The numbers are bad. 02:27 They're not bad, but they're also not good. Somebody got to say. 02:32 Somebody got to say. No, we're coming back slowly, but surely. Like, we're definitely back. Yeah, we're not back back. 02:53 But we're back. No, we haven't met that back. 02:55 But if I'm the only one who noticed that when Sima left, you were a bit too excited, eh? 02:59 You were too happy. Yeah, you were like good riddance. 03:02 You had a good riddance energy about you. 03:05 Yeah, you had a good riddance energy about you. Wow. 03:22 I didn't even notice that that's how my energy was but I mean we miss her you know but sometimes you can miss someone from 03:48 You have never seen her Since working with her Outside I saw her at Liv Yeah But like we were both young So it was like a Hey, I love you. I mean, you know how you are. 03:59 Liv will fuck you up. 04:00 Exactly. So we were both like, oh, crying. I love you so much. Oh, my God. 04:04 Yeah. But I got to commend you, man. Because remember when you guys started, I thought you'd be the first to leave and she's still here. Yeah, we didn't go to the stomach. 04:12 The rich kids don't have the stomach for this shit. Shout out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the stomach. You got the stomach. Shout out. Like, yeah, for real. 04:19 Yeah, yeah. But you're the next to leave, ne? 04:22 Nah, she's not going with me. 04:26 I don't think so. I love it here. At first, I didn't like it, but I mean, this is horrible. 04:30 Why did you like it? 04:31 Sorry? 04:31 Why didn't you like it? 04:33 Why doesn't it? 04:33 Didn't you like it at first? 04:35 Because it was a new environment. It was weird. 04:38 And it's a lot, eh? 04:40 So much. But now you know, I've become accustomed to it. I'm enjoying my time here. I won't leave. I will leave, just not anytime soon. 04:48 Yeah, I don't see you leaving soon, man. 04:50 All right, let's bless the chiller, man. Let's bless the chiller. So who we calling now, Dudu? 04:54 Oyama. Oyama. All right, let's bless the chiller, man. 04:57 So let's go to the songs. 04:59 That's El Tito. What's the guy? El Tito's friend? 05:02 Oyama, I see you when you mean it. Will you love me if I never did? It's before my time. No, it's like, yeah, the guy, man. 05:10 It's before my time, too. I don't know that guy. Oyama, I love you. I see you there. Would you love me? 05:16 Yo, Oyama, what's happening, Oyama? 05:18 Oyama. 05:21 Hinda. What's up, Oyama? Welcome to the podcast and chill. Soul is here. Yanda Woods is here, bro. 05:31 Can you hear us, Oyama? Hello. Yes, I can hear you. Yeah, man, we just wanted to congratulate you. We're about to upgrade your ticket because you're coming to the 12th of December, right? You're going to be with us, right? In Cape Town, bro. 05:43 I will be there, definitely. 05:44 Who are you coming with, bro? Who are you coming with? 05:46 Yeah, Oyama. 05:48 Oh, so you see there's two tickets there. 05:50 No, I just asked who you coming with. 05:52 Oyama, bro. Just answer, man. 05:57 I'm coming with my lady. 05:58 No, no, no, who's your lady? Because you see, it sounds like you got a few now when you say my lady. 06:05 Who's your lady? No, I knew you were going to ask that, so I knew. 06:09 So you're prepared. What's your answer then? 06:11 Since you're prepared. My... 06:16 It's private. 06:17 He's got a couple. He's got a couple. 06:20 He's got a couple. He's got a couple of ladies. He's got a couple. Bring them all, bro. How many of them? 06:28 Bring them all. Only one. Only one lady in my life. 06:31 Oh, but dare you mention her? How dare you? 06:36 Dare you mention her? We don't even have social media. 06:40 Is that why you don't want to miss it? 06:43 That's why we don't live. 06:47 Listen, man, you got three options, right? You can upgrade your ticket to a limited edition merch. You can have food and drinks voucher on the night. That's like Chiller's Punch on the house, food, whatever you want. Or the third one is a meet and greet on the day. 07:01 And the fourth one, you can bring all your women at once. 07:08 I'll choose unlimited. I'll choose unlimited Grunge. Okay. And Angela's patch. All right. 07:16 Congratulations. 07:19 We'll see you on the 12th of December, bro. 07:24 Shout out, bro. 07:24 Well done. One more. 07:27 Thank you. Tell Dudu, thank you for plugging me in. 07:31 What does she do? 07:35 How does she plug you in? Because, hey, there's some different kinds of plug, I guess. Yeah, which one is the swat? How does she plug you in? 07:46 Okay, you'll tell us on the 12th of December. 07:51 You've got long enough time to think about it. 07:54 You'll whisper then. 07:57 Anyway, Hinda, what do you mean we are packing? Son Lianos is here. Timbler is here. Yandawoods is here. Info Ghost Lady. Doodoo's here. Tato's here. Boos is here. Simpywa is here. Hey, did you see? Ethopia was celebrating their New Year's this past Friday. They're in 2019. This past Friday. It's your past in 2019? Yeah, it was their New Year, this Friday. Like Ethopia. 08:24 They've got a different calendar. Yes, yes, yes. I forgot what it's called. What is it called? Please check for us, Busy. But it's so weird, bro. Like, how is that even possible, bro? It is. 08:33 Because people exist in their own world sometimes. And sometimes they've got their own. Like, we are the subjects of someone's idea of the calendar and what time we are in. 08:45 But my thing is, so they haven't experienced COVID yet. Well, it's still coming. 08:48 Yeah. 08:50 That's what I want to do. 08:51 It's coming next year. Yeah, yeah. It's on its way. 08:53 We must ask them at the paza shop in Bram. Guys must ask them. Guys in Chosie, they're downtown. In Maboneng, actually. Ask them. Because they run Maboneng. The Ethiopians run Maboneng. 09:04 And how do you even do like a Google Meet with someone from Addis Ababa? You know, how do you schedule something like that? Because they're still in 2019. 09:13 Do we like share the same dates though? 09:15 You see, even that… We don't know. We don't know, bro. Can you give us what calendar is it, bro? 09:22 Hey, Busi. 09:24 You're the bro, Busi. 09:26 I'm looking for if they use the same calendar sequences as us. But the name of the Ethiopian New Year is called Enkutasha, which means gift of jewels. It happens on the 11th of September. And then if it's a leap year, it takes place on the 12th of September. 09:45 Yeah, it started on Friday. Why is it like that? Does it say why it's like that? It's always been like that, you know? 09:53 Because it's the first I hear of it, bro. I've heard of it before. 09:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's never like dive deeper into it. But I've known they've made their own world. 10:03 Yeah. Have you traveled to any African countries, Yanda? You traveled. 10:06 Of course, yeah. How do you know? 10:09 You're a rich kid. So travel to you is like... 10:13 As our kids going to the zoo or something. No, wow. Like, you just go. No, like, our kids' outing is like a thing. Not even. But you, it's like... Your mum will say, hey, we're going to Kapon. 10:27 What? I was in Kenya earlier this year, but I'm going back to Kenya, I think next month. I want to see Kind Music. They're doing, like, a show in Kenya. 10:34 What music? 10:35 Kind Music. They do, like, uns, uns, uns, like, black coffee music. 10:40 Oh, like Afro-tech. Afro-tech. 10:42 We, the young people call it uns-coons. Oh, for real. 10:45 So I think you guys call it Afro-tech. That's like Afro-tech, man. 10:53 That's like, yeah, Afro-tech. Yeah, yeah, okay. I heard there's beautiful women in Kenya, bro. 10:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are stunning, yeah. Apparently the thickness compare to South African women. I've heard that too. Yeah, did you see that when you were there? 11:05 No, my focus... 11:08 Okay, okay. 11:10 You're focusing on your... 11:10 I wasn't focusing on that. It was too hard. That's why I wouldn't go back. So I wasn't focusing on, oh, whose bum is big, whose bum is small, what's happening? I didn't care about that. Yeah. 11:22 So there's no reason you're like, wow, you're beautiful. 11:25 I mean, there were. There's like a lot of beautiful women, like beautiful faces. I mean, I wasn't looking at their asses like a perv, you know. 11:32 But you were looking at their faces. 11:34 Sorry? 11:34 But you were looking at their faces. 11:36 Yeah, like the flight attendants, you know, the people that were like checking us into the hotel, you know, the tourists. 11:40 You were looking at their faces. 11:41 Yes, but not their asses. 11:44 Okay, that's how you look at people. 11:46 How do you look at people, Uncle Song? 11:48 Um, I see their everything. Yeah, I see their everything. 11:54 Face, body, everything. Their kindness. Their kindness. 12:00 Their kindness. Yeah, like, how can you judge someone's kindness, though, like from their face? 12:07 No, how they speak and how they approach you and how they see people. 12:10 Oh, wow. 12:10 Whether they even see people at all. 12:12 Really? Do you think I'm kind? 12:14 You are. 12:15 Oh, even after the fat phobic, like, comment. 12:17 Oh, that was a nasty comment. It doesn't make you unkind. You're kind. 12:22 Nasty comment. Untrue, which you know it is. But it doesn't make you an ugly person. 12:29 It doesn't make you an ugly person. Do you know that I didn't mean it? 12:31 Yeah, I know you didn't mean it. It's rating, remember. We've got to get the numbers up. 12:34 But at some point, you guys got to kiss and make up, man. You can't always keep going back to this. 12:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going back to it. You know what I mean? But I get it. 12:42 Yeah. 12:42 The numbers. Something's got to give. 12:44 Yeah, something's got to give, like, you know. Soon I'll be called a midget. Is that what's next? LAUGHTER 12:51 save it for the roast guys save it for the roast yes yes okay to answer the initial question that you have of um do they normally use the gregorian calendar the answer is yes mostly when they are doing things that are outside of the country then they do state the year is 2026 it's just in the country when they celebrate it because it's a cultural thing And then the reason why they celebrated in September, it's because it's spring. 13:22 So that's when a lot of plants and harvests starts growing. 13:27 Makes sense. A new year. Nature's telling you it's a new season. Yes. 13:31 So today it's seen as a new year. And... Apparently, they're not the only African country that celebrates it. Basutus also have something similar to it. They call it Pato, which is the New Year celebration. It happens in late August, end of August, where they basically call it an African New Year, even though they still celebrate New Year on the 1st of January. 13:53 Okay. Okay. African New Year. See, there we go. You see? Look at these women, man. Who's this? These are Ethiopian women. Gorgeous. Look at that. All natural, bro. All natural. 14:09 No weaves, no nothing, bro. 14:11 Why are you throwing shade? 14:12 I don't like weaves, man. I don't like weaves. 14:13 Every woman in this space has a weave. What are you trying to say? 14:16 Yeah, but I'm not dating any woman here, so I couldn't care less. 14:20 You're not my woman. 14:25 What's yours? It's cold. 14:27 It's not cold, Uncle Sol. It's blonde. It's blonde. What is it? What do you mean, what is it? 14:31 Is it a weave or is it like... 14:33 I think it's a weave, but I think... I see hair piece. Is it like manufactured? I see hair piece. This is human hair. Like top quality premium blonde hair. It doesn't share, it doesn't... 14:43 So when you go to the store, you say you want what? 14:44 I want an HD Lace premium hair, human hair blend. Depends how many inches you want. 14:51 And where did you get that now? 14:52 I got this from Zelda Select. 14:54 From who? 14:55 Zelda Select. 14:56 That sounds expensive. What is it? Zelda Select? 14:58 It's a store, well, a salon in Sansan. 15:01 Ah, hectic stuff. 15:03 Are you getting the new iPhone? Anybody getting the new iPhone, bro? Are you excited about it? 15:06 That's shit, bro. It's terrible, isn't it? Nah, bro. Bro, no one wants to be horizontal on their phone. To be honest, it feels like a smaller than an iPad that folds. Mmm. So to me, it's like... I know there's going to be influences. There's going to be... I'm a number one who always want to be at that. Ahead of the curve. You all get it. But it is like... 15:29 It feels cumbersome. It's like... And they chopped Samsung, because Samsung has been having, like, fold-over phones for a while. 15:37 The Apple had to fold at some point. 15:39 They had to fold. Nah, man, but they're playing with us, bro. At this point, it's just a camera that can make calls, bro. Or an iPad. They haven't done shit, bro. 15:49 But I mean, it looks good, though. 15:52 But already the iPhone you have can do so much that people have never even dared to discover. Now they're going to want you at the edge of just a trend and buy it. Yet they haven't even fully utilized the very latest iPhone they have. Be it a 16, be... What iPhone have you on? 18, I think 18, yeah. That's crazy. 16:14 Oh, on 18. Yeah. And apparently it's going to cost like 8,000. 16:17 It's for shows. It's almost like to say, I got it. 16:19 That is crazy. 16:20 It's not like, whoa, this is what I'm doing. I'm at the edge at the frontier of this technology. It's like, I got it. 16:28 Mm. 16:28 People just buy it because it's like, I got it. 16:30 So you're buying one, you're buying one. Of course. 16:32 Let's not say of course. The iPhone 17 came out, I didn't buy it. The 16 came out, I didn't buy it. The 15 came out, I didn't buy it. I'm not phased by technology. 16:40 Whoa, for real. You don't buy it. Who's buying it? The people here came out, you didn't buy it. No. 16:46 Who's buying the iPhone 18? Shout out. Nobody here. Ah, no, they must close shop there, bro. There's no innovation. Nothing's happening there, bro. Where must it close up? Apple with the iPhones, man. It's the same shit. It's been the same for like 10 years. 16:57 And then how are they in business? Because clearly people are buying it. How are they in business? There's two iPhones. Mandela Square and the other one. 17:06 By the outside. In Joburg, that is. 17:09 Wait. 17:10 It's Mandela Square. And then there's one by like Centrum Drive or when you pass Centrum, it's on your right. Yes. And you pass, it's on your left. 17:19 It's like a huge like store on its own. 17:21 Yeah, that's a whole different thing on its own. Yeah, I've seen that one. Apparently like they also trade arms. But that's a different business, but same owners. 17:29 Are you buying a phone for 80,000 rands, bro? 80? Yeah, that's how much apparently it's going to cost. No, I've never bought a phone for 80,000 rands. 17:35 That's ridiculous. I'm not going to start now, bro. That's ridiculous. Are you buying it? No ways, no ways, bro. You're buying it, man. 17:41 No, but can I ask with 80,000 rands, like what would you guys buy instead of like the new iPhone? 17:45 I don't know. 17:47 Whatever there's value in. That's a good question. A phone, like it's a phone, man. 17:55 Unless I was working on my phone and it did things for me. 17:59 I'll probably give it to my wife. She'll figure out what we can do with it. 18:03 What did she figure out with the previous one? Which previous one? 18:06 The phone that she uses now. No, I'm answering a question. The 80,000 rands question. Oh, your wife will figure it out. Yeah, she figures out what to do with this stuff, man. 18:16 For real, what is she doing with the latest one? Her latest one? Or the iPhone. 18:22 Yeah, she's using it. Or the latest gadget. She's using it. I don't understand where this conversation is going. No, it's going where you took it. Wait. 18:31 What, what, how she, like, she's got innovation, innovative. 18:37 No, you, your wife has got good uses for the phone. 18:40 Not for the phone, for the money, the 80,000 rand. Oh. Oh. 18:46 What wavelength are you on today, bro? Are we on the same wavelength? No, I've been hosting family. My family's there, so I've been like, yeah, since in the morning. 18:56 So, I'm happy though, man, you know? I hosted my family, bro. Like, my cousins are around, uncles, and I've never done that before. 19:06 It's my first time ever doing that. And it's beautiful, bro, you know? 19:10 How was it hosting them? Because you don't host much, yeah? 19:13 Don't know. It's my first time ever. Ever in my life. Were you welcoming people at the door? Not really. Like, yeah. But I, in a way, but we started a church because my daughter got baptized. Nice. So we went to the church. And a lot of the family pulled through for church. And it's just beautiful, man. Because some people are like people, their dads, I knew them. 19:37 Through my mom, because my mom had these cool cousins, you know? And now I meet their kids. I've never met their kids. 19:46 Yeah, and just realizing that it's just people happy. Of course, they were sad because I'm about to leave, go shoot the podcast, but they were a bit sad. But it was nice having family, man. 19:56 Who invited them? Were you the one who made the calls? 19:59 The? The calls to invite your family. Did you call... 20:04 Yes. Yeah, yeah, my family, I called them. Yeah, my woman called her family, yeah. Okay, okay. Shit. 20:10 Who was there that you were surprised to see? 20:14 No one. Everyone is there. 20:17 Yeah, that you were surprised to see. No one, no, I wasn't surprised by no one. 20:19 I don't like surprises. 20:20 Your brother, the brother, the brother, the brother. My brother didn't come. My brothers live somewhere in like Western Cape or somewhere. You didn't invite him. 20:28 No, I haven't spoken to him in a while. My brother, we've got a very unique relationship, man, you know? And it's sad. It's not where I'd like it to be, but it's just where I think it needs to be. 20:40 This is a special moment, bro. You could have called him, bro. This is once in a lifetime, bro. 20:45 You don't know the relationship with my brother, bro. 20:48 But what I'm saying, for an event like this, don't you put that kind of stuff aside? 20:54 How? 20:54 Who asked how? 20:57 How? 20:58 How do you put everything else aside? Because things happen between people, real things happen between people. But it's about your daughter, isn't it? Is it not? It is, but it's also like I've gotten burnt, you know, like reaching out, doing the brotherly thing, family, love you thing. I'm a lover, bro. From my romantic partner to I'm a lover. Love. Funny enough, as much as I don't like people, and I think one of the reasons why is I don't like a lot of people because I love and I get naked, you know? Like, I'm a vulnerable person to people. 21:32 So when you get burnt and it's like, ugh. 21:36 Do I do this again? Do I... Because sometimes, you see, when you, like, open yourself up to people. And they take advantage of it every single time. 21:45 Can you relate, Deanna? Because I'm sure with your family, all the dudes want money, bro. I'm sure they just want money. 21:50 What do you mean? Like, money from me? We all have money. 21:54 Oh, shit. 21:55 Spread the love. Spread the love, spread the money. For real. You guys don't know, like, the side of the family that's, like... 22:04 That's like what? 22:04 Seeing you as the money guys. No. 22:07 I've never been asked for money, but like a family member though. But I totally get like where you're coming from. 22:12 So, oh, your entire family. How close are you? Because we know you're related to Esther McClung, for example. Like, for example, her. How close is she to you? And how is it that everybody has it like that? 22:25 I wouldn't say I'm close to my great-grandmother like that, because I mean, I only see her like twice a year. She's still alive? Yes. Wow! I see her every year when she's unveiling like an art gallery and on her birthday, that's it. And then with the rest of my family members, I don't know, well, from my mom's, it's quite complicated, my mom's dad's side years. So I think my great-grandmother's from my mom's mom's side, my grandmother's side. So I'm only close with, like, my family from my grandfather's family. 22:56 Okay. You get what I'm saying? 22:58 Got you, got you. Yes. But even though, you know, I love the other side of my family, I'm just closer to the other side of the family. 23:03 Beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful, man. Do you know Dr. Ike? We've had him before. Ike Kumal. Yeah, Ike Kumal. 23:09 Before my time. 23:10 Nah. 23:11 Nah. You must know Dr. Eggman. 23:12 Maybe I know his face. 23:14 How? Watch my shit on him. He's old. No, he's cooking again. This thing is funny, man. You've seen that guy. Yeah, he's trending now for his opinions. And a lot of people are now realizing that they agree to his opinions. And he's got so many. 23:26 I don't know him. 23:27 Being in the car on the Peniel podcast or the Amajita podcast. Yeah. 23:32 What's he trending for now? Just his quotables. Oh, his quotables. He's got a lot, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 23:37 So people are now like, after Junior Kanye, he's the guy that... He's actually one of the most quoted guys. And at the time when he drops the gems, no one really like... Pays attention. Pays attention like that. But now they're hitting home. Yeah. So he's got all these tools he just dropped. Yeah. Like the football. I love the football guys. Like there's guys who are so help-bent on football knowledge, it becomes a... 24:06 a measurement of your manhood, how much you know football. But like he says, it's like, bro, it's like how much you know somebody else's thing, business, be it Ivan Cazzo. 24:20 And people really swear by it and they'll swear at you and be like, your football knowledge is zero. But it's like, you're spending all this time just to know somebody else's business. 24:31 Okay. 24:31 That's what Dr. Ike said. Yeah. Okay. And I agree with him. Yeah, yeah. But he found a way of putting it. That's how I always felt about football. But football's... It's entertainment, dog. Bro, I was one of the best... I could have been one of the best experts out of 4Slow. I know you don't believe that. But, like... Why are you laughing? 24:51 No, I'm listening. I'm not laughing. But I can't make football in my life. You know what I mean? Beyond, unless I play professionally, but I can't make it in my life. Like, I know everything about... I love Kansas Chiefs, but I don't know everything about Chiefs and who wore what number to when and what number's retired and what is... At the heart and beating center of Chiefs. 25:14 Yeah, but it's passion at the end of the day, man. There's people that know things about watches. Like they know everything about watches and that's their passion. 25:20 Same goes for them. It's like the most useless thing because like, what does it do for you? 25:25 It feeds my soul. 25:29 It makes me happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and that's it. As long as you're happy. The day you die, you know all the stats of this team. You're happy with that. No, but I watch football too because it's entertainment. No, other people, not you. You watch it for entertainment, but these people who live, breathe, eat the shit. It's like their Bible. 25:49 Got you, got you. 25:50 And it feeds their soul. And they're happy with just dying, knowing everything about this team. No, I get you, I get you. 25:56 That's obsession. That's a bit too much. 25:58 Yeah, and that's what he highlights. And I like it because he got ways of just wording things. 26:02 Just explain to Yonderwood who Dr. Ike is before I play this. 26:08 It's difficult, bro. 26:09 What does he do for a living? 26:11 He's a lawyer. He's an advocate, actually. For a living, he's an advocate. That's how he pays his bills. But he's very opinionated. 26:19 Yeah, especially just about people's lifestyles and how they live. He's a very opinionated lawyer. 26:26 Check out the video. Let me know if you agree with him. But he's an advocate. 26:29 They are so tight. They are always tight. They are always tight until they end up. They will stop. They will stop. They will stop. They will stop. They will stop. 26:52 She doesn't understand, Baba, the nature of women. Women, it's about what you can do now. What you've done in the past doesn't matter. See, now we've been betrayed so many times. They want 50 shades. They want drama. They want toxicity. They've got toxic friends. When they relate to their friends, I feel too. 27:13 When you have sex, you have to break up and make up sex. You know, those who told me you deserve better, know your wealth. 27:37 So if you give a clean record, clean stuff, they get bought. PhD or not, Baba, women, they are toxic. They are toxic in their nature. But when it's drama, they want to fix something. So if you're too perfect, they've got nothing to fix, you're fit. 27:54 Yo, the number, the number, the one is playing in the background. 28:00 Always, you will always in a studio apartment. 28:05 Always, anyway. Can you translate to her? What are you saying there? Or did you get the gist of it? 28:10 No, I don't get it. 28:11 Okay, okay. What are you saying there? Were you not watching? I was. Were you watching? Like, why must I translate, man? Like, I've got a telepathic understanding of Dr. Ike, you see. 28:23 Can you tell me what your understanding is? 28:26 No, man. My understanding is sometimes when I'm a party and who get tutored by women who never used to tutor guys. And also, my understanding is The deeper understanding is, you know, like there's a deeper knowing when you know that this woman loves me or this woman nong shah shah. And a lot of guys know that the woman nong shah shah, but they want to make things work with a woman. And they see. 28:52 And also, another understanding is, woman can be, everyone, not woman, can be different things to different people. 29:00 That's true. 29:02 Like, You may treat a woman amazingly and think she'll reciprocate it through your good deeds with her. Yeah. 29:15 And there's a guy who doesn't need to do half those things, not even a tenth of those things. In fact, he's toxic. 29:21 Yeah. 29:21 And a woman will give him the world. Yeah. 29:24 Just through him just being nonchalant and tech. That's true. And there's a guy who's like, you don't call me, I'll call you. 29:38 You know? So, to me, it's like, and that's just... 29:43 life and relationships you know I feel like that's how it is though like in the dating scene well my dating scene my day and age I don't know the girlies are just more attracted to like nonchalant men like the more nonchalant you are the better don't send a good morning text don't send a good night text maybe in the beginning do that in the beginning like early stages but then later on just be as nonchalant as possible and that's your girl she'll do whatever you want that's basically your girlfriend whether you ask her to be a girlfriend or not that's just how it is unfortunately 30:17 Yeah, because there were three things he was talking about there. The first one he said is he doesn't like the guys who when they get a girl, all of a sudden they don't chill with the boys or anything like that. 30:28 And then they're always with the girl. 30:30 And then when they break up, then it's like, yo, gents, we're watching the soccer today and stuff like that. Which I agree with him because those guys are annoying, bro. 30:39 But I think at other times I feel like though, I've seen this before happen. It's niggers who get into serious relationships. And I take it that the woman has said, or her family has said, You can't associate with those niggas. They like saying that, my dog. And sometimes your family, dog. I think I've felt that in my life before. And you feel it. And the guy now has new friends who are like, and you're like, oh, but I'm your friend. 31:14 But no, the new friends are all like, moving in unison. They married, they this, they that, you know? 31:21 And it feels so fake. Bro, you're right, because I've got a cousin, right? It's fake, bro. These cousins, they were so close growing up, dog. Like, all my life, they were together. Then they got married, both of them, right? And then... At the same time? Pretty much around the same time. Around the same, yeah. And then the one wife of my one cousin didn't like the other cousin. And they've stopped talking. Till this day, they don't talk. Always. Yeah. Because the wife didn't like her. They have like all of that friendship and bond and family over the years down the drain because of a woman. 31:51 Do men get into like... women's relationships like that. Because in history, there's always been a woman, even with the Beatles, Yoko Ono, with John Lennon. And then now it's like, ooh, he's here, we're here. There's this rift. 32:09 But I've never heard of a nigga getting in between a woman's, like, friendship. 32:14 It happens a lot. It happens, dog. 32:15 If she's... If her friend's about a feber. Oh, she must leave. Okay, let's not say feber. Even if you separate her cock. 32:25 Like, even, like... Like, dog. Niggas want to... Ox like... For themselves. 32:37 And not... 32:39 She's always been public about her affair, but you want to capture it. And you want to capture the essence of that to you. 32:45 But she's being offering to everybody. Like, if she's in a friendship of her affair, you don't want to come and change that. Like, I just know it. But they really want to do everything under the... 32:58 son to convince the woman and nothing will convince her to change her ways sometimes that's true yeah I should never get involved with the friends man don't and if she's got certain friends 33:10 She's got a certain friend. 33:11 That's it. Just make peace with it. Make peace. Just like we expect a woman to accept a guy with her own friends. Because they're his homies. 33:18 But sometimes the guy just doesn't make peace with the girl's past. Maybe she likes going out to the club for fun. Not even to feb or anything like that. She just wants to get drunk with him. 33:29 What are you doing in the club for fun, bro? That you can't do at home? 33:32 Okay, too beefy. Let me just be honest. 33:35 You can't drink at home. 33:36 Let me... Oh, why? Kapsa the Small is not DJing in my apartment. 33:40 You can put him... He's got a mix of YouTube. 33:42 On YouTube. No way! 33:44 I want to see him. He's got many on YouTube. 33:46 No! I want to see him face to face. Last year, I was in that type of relationship with a Zulu guy, a very controlling guy. And he would say to me... 33:56 And you know, it would break my heart. But now looking back, he should have just accepted that Mahan likes to go out. She's not going out because you have air, but she's going out because her and her honeys, her friends, they like ordering champagne, dancing to music and just acting well. That doesn't mean she's going to shoot on me. Exactly. We're not all favoring. 34:16 Nah, bro. Nothing good comes out in the club, man. What? It's just babies and STIs, man. Nothing else, bro. 34:23 Not even. We're having fun. There's no such thing. We're just listening to whoever. No, there are people who just go to clubs. 34:30 They're not in the majority, but there's just people who just go to clubs for fun. 34:34 Exactly. 34:35 Who have the money to just go for fun. 34:37 Bro, you mustn't forget. I've been DJing for 20 years. I know what happens in the clubs, my man. 34:43 Yeah, I will. 34:43 You can't fool me, bro. I know what happens in the clubs. 34:46 So you're saying that Norris girls just go to a club? No, man. Norris girls just go to a club. 34:51 But there's like a group of girls in the corner that are just having fun for the sake of having fun. They're not there to do anything weird, anything malicious. They're just there to have a good time. 34:59 Now there are people like that. 35:00 Yeah, you might not be there to do anything malicious, right? Anything untowards, right? But all it takes is one split second. You're there in the VIP with your girls. The hubbleys going down. You're vaping. You're hubbling. Gabza's rocking a nice set. You turn left. Now, if you had stayed at home, this wouldn't have happened. But because you went out, you turn left. You see the guy of your dreams. You're like, yay! Who's this nigger? 35:23 But why... Why can't I do that? 35:27 Oh... 35:30 Why can't you fall in love with a clown? 35:33 Because that's how it starts. If I'm not married, why can't I look left and say, who's that nigga? 35:38 Yeah. 35:38 If I'm not married, why can't I do that? 35:40 Yeah, you can do that. But I'm trying to say that's why going out, nothing good ever comes out. Even if you're going there just to have simple fun. But it starts from there, right? Because from that eye, when you both catch eyes, now you exchange numbers. And then one day when you are married, you are married me. Now, who are you calling? 35:59 Not the guy from the club, though. 36:01 Who do you call it? 36:04 Don't ask me. 36:06 You understand? 36:06 Yeah. 36:07 Because you guys always have backup. And that's how the backup starts. Really? Yeah. 36:12 What? 36:12 Do niggas not have backup? 36:15 Yeah. 36:18 Because we all come across people. 36:21 And we know people who take a bullet for us. And then nobody's over us. 36:28 yeah but I hear where you're coming from but I find it tough for girls to just go out and have simple fun man 36:34 No, girls will intend on going out to have simple fun, but because there's always niggers who are going out to get laid. 36:41 Your woman will be the subject of a nigger who wants to dick her down. You understand? She didn't go out for the dicking down, but there's a guy who's going to want her. 36:50 But why would you as a guy allow her to be in that position? 36:53 The best people to hit on her in the cab are the people who are not there with people. It's just girls. You're like, yeah, they're free for the night. Of course. You want her. Uh-huh. 37:04 She didn't come out for that though. 37:06 But she finds that and that's your nightmare but she's not going out for that. 37:12 Yeah. Sure. 37:15 But my question is, if you know Tekeleke likes food, why would you send him to KFC? If you don't want him to eat. 37:21 If you don't want him to eat. You understand? 37:26 And he says I'm just going to KFC to look at the menu. He's not going to look at the menu. 37:33 He's not going to get the menu. 37:34 As a boyfriend, you can't just say, oh, no. Like, you're just a boyfriend. Calm down. 37:40 To be honest. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair. Yeah. And I probably met you there. 37:48 Exactly! You made me there. That's when we fell in love, that's when we had our first kiss. So now... Now who are you to say I can't go back there? 37:57 Yeah, yeah. When you're still dating, it's different, yeah. Like, ain't you, man? What do you think, Fat Checker? You're a Gen Z, man. 38:05 Yeah, actually, I don't hear open. 38:07 Yeah, yeah. Well, you don't go out anymore. 38:10 I don't, actually. 38:12 Yeah, don't go out. But I agree with Yanda. I mean, I feel as if boyfriends or men who keep their women from going out, honestly speaking, it's an insecurity problem. It's a within issue that they need to sort out. Because the ladies that you have said, Wuti, they're out there looking to basically be de-downed. 38:34 We all can see them. We all notice them. But a group of girls who are just at a VIP area without a guy, you're popping your own bottles. How are you paying for that? So that already gives you the idea that, okay, these hands are just here to have fun. They're not here for anything extra. And your guy has to suggest you're here for fun. I'd have understood if you left and then you come back with bottles, then it would be that thing, okay, next time, don't go out. 39:04 But I agree with that. Have you ever been out for a simple fun night and then it ended up being something else that you didn't plan? 39:12 All the time. But it doesn't end with me. That's the thing. No, not... But okay, so it's not possible that Umutu goes out and it becomes something else. 39:26 And then I will mama. 39:42 It's possible, but not for me. So I can't speak on that. Do you understand? With something else happening, obviously, I'm with my hands. You're going to lie to your boyfriend and say that you're going to live and end up at Zouk and then end up Kai Kai. But you're going to make your way back home. It doesn't mean that there's a man that was involved. It was just us trying to have fun. You understand? Sometimes you're going to end up in places meeting people, not men, Mac. People. 40:10 People. 40:11 That you just want to, like, chill with and talk to and come back home to. But it doesn't mean, Muguti, there's something further or you're taking it further. 40:20 Wait, man, the Zulu guy, was he the rapper? 40:23 He's the rapper, no? 40:24 If I answer your question, can I please get a raise? 40:27 Ah, I don't know. I don't know. 40:29 I don't know. I don't know. 40:32 I don't know. 40:37 Please, please. 40:39 That's a good one. 40:43 You get your answer. 40:45 All right, another one sent me. It's fine. Oh, man. 40:51 Oh, shit. 40:53 All right, cool, man. Before I come to Yender Woods, soccer season is amongst us, and it is time for the Halagasha. On Hollywood Bets. Stand a chance to win a share of 5.3 million rands in cash, betting vouchers, and an EPL experience up for grabs. So if you're reading betting on soccer, you might as well be doing it on Hollywood Bets, where every bet could put you closer to that EPL trip. I'd love to check out Man United play, man. Oh. Even though we're playing like trash, but I'd love to go, you know. 41:21 Just to be the universe cinema theater of dreams. 41:24 Yeah, I've been to Ultravit once. Oh, nice. Magical, magical place. Say to the comments, register and grab the welcome offer. Then place your soccer bets. And boom, it's only available to people over 18. And please play responsibly so you can't bet. 41:39 Wait, what? I'm over 80. No, you could have told me that when I started working here, but I mean, now I'm of age. Yeah, but when you started, how old were you? 41:47 I was 18. Wow, how old are you now? 41:50 I'm 22. Wow, Yanda. No way, Yanda, for real. That is growing, man. I actually grew up in front of you guys. 41:56 Yo, bro. And I feel so bad because I gave her my first cigarette. Yo, for real. What was the first thing? Why didn't you use cigarettes? 42:06 You're not even nice. I don't know what you call it, but it's like when I press a sword, then you change flavors. 42:12 It's a switch. 42:12 It's like a switch, right? So I saw him vaping it, and I wouldn't call it peer pressure because, I mean, you know, we're not peers. 42:20 I wasn't. You were, you were. 42:26 You can say, though, like on the show, what was I going through? 42:28 No, I can't remember, but I just saw you and you were drinking a lot that day. I'm like, oh, shit. 42:34 No, that's how we normally drink. 42:36 Aye, that was excessive even for us, bro. We were like, hey, which one? Nah. 42:41 I was really excited and I was like, oh, my gosh, a cigarette. When was this? 42:48 When we shot the dating show. 42:50 Was that this year? 42:51 Oh shit. 42:52 That's so crazy. Mac gave me my first cigarette and for like two months after that I was like hooked on cigarettes. But now I've beat the addiction. 43:03 So you left me. I hate cigarettes now. I don't want to smile. Well done. Well done. I'm finally, like respectfully. 43:12 It's a bad habit. I'm still trying to quit, man. It's terrible. 43:15 It looked cool at the time. Like, oh, my gosh. We look like we're in Paris smoking cigarettes. Like, this is some classy shit, bro. 43:24 Now, looking back, no. I'll never go back. How did you stop? 43:27 Bro, you just like... 43:28 I just told myself, oh no, my cousin told me, it hurt me. My cousin was like, no dude, stop smoking like a lady. I was like, it's not you. 43:36 Yeah, yeah, it's not ladylike. 43:38 I was like, damn, maybe let me go back to vaping. 43:41 Yeah, it's not ladylike. Yeah, no, no. 43:44 Why didn't you say no? Don't take the cigarette. 43:47 I don't know. I don't know. 43:49 Why did she say no? 43:52 Could you tell that you're like, ah, Lauri, because sometimes you can tell I'm introducing you to this thing. 43:57 No, no, it's the first one. 43:58 And you're like, yeah. I'm the monster, the demon. 44:05 I have come here to infiltrate you and change your life. Ah! 44:10 Like, how do you feel when it's somebody's first time and you know that this could be a rabbit hole and a half? 44:18 Well, I know what it feels like because that's how I started. 44:20 My cousin got me into it. Because I used to just drink. Remember when we were, I was just drinking, bro. I was drinking beer. 44:26 I was drinking everything. 44:27 And then this one day my cousin's like, you know, the beer tastes better with cigarettes. 44:32 I'm like, oh, for real? Let me try. 44:34 That's all it took. That's all it took. I'm like, oh, shit, it does taste better. It does taste better. 44:40 Yeah, until the day it tastes better. 44:45 It's a bad habit, man. But the weirdest thing is I only smoke when I'm drinking, funny enough. So during the week, I'm not smoking. 44:52 It really does taste better, speaking from experience. It really does taste better though while you're drinking. It does. 45:00 It really does. 45:02 It does though. 45:03 Have you tried it? 45:05 A cigarette. While you're drinking. No, no. Give me one. No, cigarettes smell bad. Try one. It smells bad for my phone. 45:14 No, but Switch doesn't smell. 45:15 Nah, I'm not going to smoke cigarettes. 45:17 It's going to taste different. Just like pull it. Just like a pop. 45:20 Imagine watching my kids watching me fall for peer pressure. 45:23 Just a pop. It's just a pop, though. On the internet. It's just a pop. 45:26 Imagine my kids seeing me fall for peer pressure. A pop isn't going to do anything to you. It's just a pop. It's just a pop. People are like, pressure this every time. No, no. Have you been pressured to do the doja cat? 45:41 The doja cat? 45:42 Oh, no. What was that? 45:44 What's the doja cat? You gotta catch up with the times, my dog. You gotta catch up. What's the doja cat? 45:50 That white line. 45:51 Cocaine. 45:53 Oh, my gosh. 45:55 I can't say it. It's not cocaine. 45:59 It is, but, like, don't be so obvious about it. 46:01 Yeah. Oh, cocaine. This one comes with cocaine, guys. Hey, man, we used to say cocaine every time, bruh. But it's a new era. 46:10 But it just sounds cool, man. You know what I mean? 46:13 Underground. 46:14 Nah, cocaine, man. 46:16 It's just the sniff of dog, sniff of dog. 46:19 You've never been present. You've never been present. 46:20 No, I think you and my mom have given me the best advice. I'm sorry. I gave you advice? Yes. I think we... You sat me down and then I asked you a question because I think you can see that I like things. That's why I took my first cigarette from you. And then I was like, Mac... 46:39 What if I want to do drugs, though? Like, what advice can you give me to help me, like, stay away from drugs? And you were like, you need to go outside your place, look at your cars, look at the apartment you live in, look at your family, look at the career you've built for yourself. And if you want to see all of that go to shit, then do coke. And I was like, wow, Mac. 46:58 Oh, yeah. 46:59 You're spitting. 47:00 Dude is nodding, like. You told her that? 47:05 Dude is nodding, like, you need to have the same talk. 47:13 I've seen it fuck up a lot of people, especially in the industry, man. 47:17 You told me that. 47:18 I kid you not, bro. So literally, if you see all these things and you're ready to let go of those things, and you're ready to lose all of them, go and do cocaine as much as you want. Yeah. Yeah, because that's what comes after the lines. 47:29 Yeah. 47:29 Yeah, it's bad, bro. It's bad. And only the few survived. There's like a handful of people. 47:35 So we still have people in the industry who've been on the drugs and they've survived. 47:38 Yeah, dog. Yeah, yeah. But now what if... Yeah, Jaws, bro. Jaws was heavy on drugs, bro. 47:43 Who's Jaws? 47:44 No, no, but I mean like who's still on. I think he's like a former. 47:48 Yeah, aren't you talking about people that did it and then got out of it? No, I'm talking about people who've been doing it and getting away with it without losing everything in their garage. Yeah, but it'll catch up to you, bro. 47:58 For real. Yeah. It'll catch up to you. 48:00 But how sure are we that like it's going to catch up to you? 48:03 What if it just... Yeah, there's people who are just rock stars. 48:05 Right? 48:06 There's other people who are different breed, a different breed. Well, I can't speak for those people. I'm saying from what I've seen, having been in the industry, like everyone that's done that, and even people that aren't in the industry, there was a guy we used to go, we used to watch soccer with, he was Len's friend, Len Moleko's friend. And this guy was smart as fuck, bro, and he was still a student, right? Yeah. and then we used to watch soccer together play FIFA this guy was smart bro then he started doing that shit and then the other day we saw him we used to stay by Melville there so you remember the Roxy's by Melville those apartments there at the back Len used to stay there so they used to stay the spa Yeah, it was the spa. 48:45 So you see those apartments right before there? And then Roxy's that main street where Stones is now, where Zook is. Yeah. So we were driving this one day. I was going to Len's house. We were walking, actually. We didn't have cars at the time. We were walking back to Len's house and we saw the guy walk up with his TV. He was ready to sell his TV. What? To get a fix. At night. 49:04 At night. Like, hey, my dog, we're going to play FIFA now. Yeah. 49:11 For real. Yeah, so there's crazy stories like that, bro. Like, yo, it's insane. 49:14 But if someone that you know is in that position, like, what do you do? Do you help them? Do you just watch from afar? Like, what do you do? 49:21 You can't help them, bro. Selling his TV at night, you want to watch from afar? 49:27 Who are you? Who are you? 49:34 All the DJs I started working with that were on coke, all of them are nowhere to be seen now. All of them. All of them. I kid you not. I kid you not. 49:41 Bro, I've never seen people on coke. I've heard people like... 49:47 These guys are drinking this coke. 49:48 Yeah, in the bathrooms, in the toilets. Everywhere. Yeah, everywhere, dog. Everywhere, bro. In the open. Huh? In the open. Yeah. Yeah, it was like drinking alcohol back then. I don't know how it is now. 50:00 Yeah, yeah, you're a cool kid, so I get how you could have been exposed to that. 50:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were like, yo. 50:05 That is so crazy. Yeah. 50:07 Not there. Yeah, no, I can't do it. My mom would kill me, bro. 50:11 There's one thing my mom told me. She said, I can only do it once she dies. Because then I can say, my mom's dead, guys. 50:17 Yeah. It's an excuse. It's an excuse. Until then, I should kill me, bro. She'd kill me. She'd kill me. Yeah. But anyways, what you got for us, Yanderwoods? 50:30 You guys know what Tinder swindling is, right? 50:32 Yes. Yeah, we know Tinder swindling. Is that still happening? 50:35 It's like bigger than ever because now you know there's like AI. So now someone can maybe like I take a picture of myself. Then I ask chat GPT or open AI or whatever. Oh, hey, put a Lamborghini in the back of my picture. So now you can scam people more than ever. So six Nigerians have been extradited from South Africa over allegedly. six million dollar over six million dollar lab scam operation so i don't know if i can say this because it's quite yeah you know shaky yeah i feel like if you want to like operate a young lab scam now's the best time to do it there's ai instagram people are looking for love people are lonely like if you want to scam people on the internet now's the best time to i mean guys please don't do it but like if you want to do it then do it um Because, I mean, there's AI. 51:24 What's going to stop you? 51:26 But, I mean, it's sad because, I mean, there are people out there. Because, I mean, it says the alleged losses exceed $6 million, which is equivalent to, like... Over 100 million rands, bro. 51:36 Yep, exactly. 51:37 That's a lot of money. 51:38 Yeah, the guys are good. The AI, not AI, but, like, the relationship scammers. They're good, good, good. 51:44 And the FBI is here to take the guys, isn't it? Sorry? The FBI. The FBI landed in the car. 51:49 They're working with Interval. So, these are criminals. Yeah. 51:53 But now people, well, I saw on TikTok, I don't know if you guys have TikTokers-ish. 51:57 No, no, no. What is that? What happened today? 52:02 Are you being dead as well? Are you joking? You're going to have to figure it out. 52:08 I saw on TikTok, a lot of people were saying, oh, why did they take them to America? Because, I mean, you can do a lot of like love scams overseas. They're not compared to South Africa. 52:18 Wait, repeat that question. 52:20 Oh man. 52:21 Repeat that again. The statement. Yeah, what you just said now. 52:23 Oh yeah, so the six alleged people. 52:24 No, no, no, what you just said. People are saying what? 52:27 People are saying why take them to America? Because it's easier to commit like a lab scam overseas than here in South Africa. Because I mean, a lot of people get scammed overseas than compared to South Africa. 52:38 Yeah, they're taking them back to the U.S. because the people, the victims are from the U.S. So the money's from the country. 52:46 And when you commit a crime that involves dollars, it becomes the jurisdiction, the FBI. 52:52 So the guys that did the love scam are Nigerian. They're based in Cape Town. But the victims are from America. And the currency is American. And the currency is American. That's why they have to go back. 53:03 The victims went to America. 53:05 No, no, no. Victims are from America. So the victims are like rich, white, old people in America. That's such a perfect scam though. 53:16 If you think about it, it's the perfect scam. Don't you watch… 53:21 TLC, man. They do these shows all the time, bro. Yep. Love abroad or what, what. Yeah. 53:25 Well, you fall in love with this character, Ganti. It's not really the character. 53:28 Oh, damn. 53:29 That's it. A bit of money exchanging. 53:32 Yeah. 53:32 One way. 53:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53:33 That's what these Nigerians guys do. 53:35 You get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53:37 Oh. 53:38 But the weirdest thing for me is that the scammers, the Nigerians, if you look at it, they actually work harder for like fake love as opposed to like married people with like real love. Because they're out there in the morning saying, good morning, how are you? How was your day? 53:50 But the clock again, isn't that they chop? It's like, you going to work. They say it's going to work. Because they know one day is a clock. And it will pay out. So to them, it's... 54:04 As much as it may seem, genuine effort, it's with an end in sight. That one day, there's going to be a payout. Whatever he will say. 54:18 I don't know what they say. But the woman, I don't... Yo, man, how dumb are you? 54:23 But it's an old woman. 54:25 To send money across somebody who's never... Listen, when you've never met somebody... 54:31 Come on, girl. So it doesn't click, Goody. I've never been desperate anymore. 54:34 No, it's a desperate old woman. Like, maybe... What's old? I can't even say your guys' age. Like, beyond that. No, that's beyond that. 54:42 Like, a 70... The age of them on this episode is insane. 54:45 Yeah, we're not, like, old, like, you know. 54:47 Lonely. 54:48 Aren't you guys in your mid-30s, though? 54:51 We are old. We are old. I'm, like, double your age. Oh, my gosh, listen. Yeah, but not... I don't say... Yeah, we're almost 40, but not, like... That's still a good name. 55:00 I mean, you guys are like... 55:04 But I mean, if there's like a woman out there in her 70s, she doesn't know how AI works. Then there's like a, let's say, not to be xenophobic or anything, but like a Nigerian parent that comes and the Nigerian prince is like, hey, I've been running my kingdom for so long. And now, you know, unfortunately, we're seeing a lot of trouble. I need maybe like, I don't know, $3,000 USD just to... 55:32 keep the kingdom afloat if you're a 70 year old woman you know you're naive as fuck you don't know how AI works you're going to believe that person that person is good looking they check up on you every day they're basically like taking care of you of course because you care about that person even though you've never met that person you're going to like give them the money It's like, I don't know, mix it. You see a girl online, maybe that person was catfishing you, but you don't know. Now you see that girl, oh my gosh, in really airtime. You send the airtime. 56:04 I think how we solve this thing is that lonely people shouldn't have Wi-Fi. Yeah. They are the problem, bro. 56:11 Ah, these people, aye, aye. They'll do anything, dog, for love. Anything, bro. Like Saul's right, how do you send someone you don't even know money, bro? 56:18 Bro, that's my thing. Woman or not? Woman or not? Even guys. It happens. 56:30 Dude was a Nigerian nigga. Like, kill it. Kill it, bro. And I ain't in a cafe somewhere. I see this Russian girl and you're like, yo, I'm sending you this money. How do you do... 56:41 I think it happens, though. Like, I know I speak a lot about, like, people's ages. 56:46 But, like, I mean... Have you ever been catfished? 56:49 No. Like somebody reached out to me and they were like, hey, can I please have so on and so forth? 56:53 Yeah. No, just fell in love with a person you never met. 56:57 No, but there are guys out there, maybe they catfish me, I don't know. There are guys out there that are like, oh, hey, I like you, you're pretty, please send me your bank account details, so on and so forth. Like those things do happen, you know. But I've never like given someone else money just because I think they're cute or whatever. 57:14 Boyfriend, you're never giving a boyfriend money? 57:18 Not money, but like gifts, like shoes, bags, things like that. 57:24 You guys, just drop in and ask for bank details and send money. 57:27 Yes. 57:28 Or that's how they are meant to let you know that they're serious. 57:31 I mean, yes, that happens. And then after that, you know, you block them because, I mean, who are you? 57:36 Yeah. After the money clocks in. 57:38 Yes. 57:40 Exactly. 57:44 Womanhood. 57:46 You know, you send the money. Yeah, because you do that with other ladies as well. Exactly. 57:51 Plus, what if he's like a creep, you know, like, hmm, hmm, hmm. Hey, man. 57:57 Being a woman is different, man, hey? 57:59 It's fun, but it's different. It's different. 58:02 That is weird, man. 58:11 I mean, sometimes they do say it, but I mean, there was this one guy, he was like, oh no, I'm in Dubai. I think this was a scam genuinely. He was in Dubai or America at the time, I think. So then he was like, oh no, contact these people. Then I think it was like a foreign exchange debate. department or agency. That sounds fishy. Contact these people and then they'll change the money, so on and so forth. Fine, I'll call these people and they're like, oh no, in order for us to change the money, you need to send us like 2.5 to change the money. 58:43 That's when I was like, this is a scam. There's no ways. I've never thought of such. 58:46 It's always a scam. 58:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you gotten those ones where if you want to be on this lineup, you must send. What? Then we will book you. 58:55 That could stop to go line-up. 58:57 I've never gone down with that. For real. Kask is scammed to play. 59:02 At an event. Yes. You must send money and then you'll be on the line-up. 59:07 To play. Does the event happen or not? No, no, no. It's obviously a scam. Once you send the money, they block you. Oh, wow. 59:12 No, man. Yeah. There is no line-up I could be... Like, I think I've been in it too long. There's no line-up I could get scammed to... Mm. ...or get convinced, even if it's legit to pay, to be honest. 59:24 Mm. 59:24 Why? I'm the one getting paid. Why am I getting paid? 59:29 There's a lot of scams, bro. 59:30 Fucking hell, man. There's too many scams. Yeah, wait. 59:32 And you know when you need to buy something on Facebook Marketplace? Yeah. You realize that there's somebody who sits there and plans and it's a dumb thing you're trying to buy. 59:43 And not a dumb thing, man. 59:46 Sometimes you buy a fridge that you want because it's out in your studio somewhere. It's not like your home fridge. You just need a fridge. There's somebody who's planned and they're waiting for you to get robbed. 60:00 Or sometimes someone... So marketplace is not legit? It's legit. But there's a shitload of scamming. Like somebody, whatever you're selling, there's a guy always saying, I've paid the money already. He'll ask you, what bank do you use? You tell them. And then they'll send you a proof of payment that's not your banks. You're like, so why are you asking me what bank am I using? If you're going to send me a discovery. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then they'll be like... Then you send him the fridge. Yeah. And he was like, the money, it's sent already, whatever. 60:31 And he thinks you're going to send him the fridge or whatever you're trying to offload. That dumbest thing. There's always a guy ready. And his profile picture is him getting married. 60:40 And there's a kid somewhere in the wallpaper. 60:43 The most stable image. They'll sell you a stable image. For real. Yeah. So it's sad, but it's a thing. 60:53 Bro, I was fucking buying pot plants. 60:56 Okay. Pots. 60:57 And the lady wants me to send money. I'm like... 61:00 I must have cash. Like, yeah. So you're buying pot plants on Marketplace? Yeah. 61:05 Why don't you just go, like, face-to-face, though? Or, like, on Uber Eats, there's, like, different... Yes, no, no, you're going to get there. 61:11 You're going to get there. Because it's nearby, you're going to get there. So they make them, they've got a whole thing. But they're very beautiful. 61:18 And she's like, I'm like, well, I must bring money. Bring money. And I get there, her kid... What's that? And the kid is like, they get scammed by old people. 61:27 What? 61:28 Would you trust? You know, like, and they're like, no, we got to scam. I'm like, I know. How do they get scammed? 61:35 So someone gets there. They see whatever they want to buy. 61:40 I'm sending the e-wallet or the EFC now. Okay. And I was like, oh, shut up. Cool. What an old person. I mean, look at yourself. You're old. I trust you. And the old person goes, money never comes in. 61:56 No, bro, it's bad, bro. So now they're like, bring cash, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, what are we, bro? We live in 91, bro. Now you gotta go in NJ, ATM, you gotta go. Now you're holding cash? Wow. I didn't know you were into blondes, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For real? I'm a grown-up, bro. Yeah. 62:14 How old are you, Uncle Song? 62:16 I'm 87. How old are we? 39. 39, yeah. 62:21 You put it in 87? Yeah, yeah. 62:23 These are nice plants. It's like you put them on the wall, they're good faces. 62:27 So it's like a face, but it's a pop plant. And the face, and it's like a nigerian at the end. It's flat. 62:34 The back is like nigerian is flat. 62:37 You hang them on the wall, this place plant, and then the plants grow. They look like the hair. 62:42 It's beautiful. Yeah. 62:46 At night, it's with the lights. 62:47 And it's like, oh, this is beautiful, girls. 62:50 You see, and you find yourself like a horse, and you're like, fuck, how old am I? And you're old, bro. 62:58 Yeah, yeah, pot plants. And it gives you satisfaction and you're happy. Yeah, I love pot plants, man. You know, pot plants, man. Oh, pottery and the plants. 63:05 Yeah, you still like reading. I was shocked that you like reading, bro. I read Uncancellable. 63:12 I read Uncancellable last year, October, you know, last year, November, December. 63:19 Whoa. 63:19 But I'm like very into reading anything by Chimamanda Ngozi Adishi. Whoa. 63:23 Who's that? Who's that? 63:26 I don't know. She sounds smart, dog. She's a female Nigerian author. Like, I'm very into her. 63:33 Oh, she does, like, thrillers and stuff. 63:36 I wouldn't call them thrillers, but like fiction books based on like... I've heard of her, man. Yes. I've heard of her. She's good, apparently. 63:43 She's great. Oh, wow. 63:46 She's so good. Some of her stuff has been turned into series, no? 63:49 I'm not sure. But do you say yes? Yeah. But I've also been reading a lot of Jackie Pamoti these days. Oh, yeah. 63:55 Jackie. Jackie. Yeah. We had Jackie on long ago, man. She's wild. Where was I? 64:00 I don't think you were born then, man. I was not even on the network. 64:04 Can we please bring her back? Because, like, I have so many questions now. 64:08 You haven't seen the episode. You must check it out, man. We had a good time with Jackie. 64:13 Did you guys ask her like all the relevant questions though? 64:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That episode, there was... Yo, it was the first time I got a lawsuit. 64:20 No. 64:20 Yeah, there was people she was talking about and I didn't know at the time, man. You know, we had just started. Yeah, because she's the cocky club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they called me and they're like, yo, man, I hope you got some long money, bro. I'm like, what do you mean long money, eh? 64:35 You've seen how short I am. You understand? 64:37 But then they're like, yo, man, there's some stuff she said there and if you can't prove it, we're going to take it. 64:41 Hey, my man, I don't want no smoke. 64:43 For real. 64:43 How did you get rid of that, though? 64:45 I think... What happened, man? 64:47 I can't remember what happened. 64:48 That is so crazy. Yeah, he exposes, like, the hockey clubs of this world. That is so crazy. Yo, is there, like, a code? A northern, like... OG sex club That happens in the north I wouldn't know Of just ministers And rich Because that's the whole thing Yeah That's just that society Yeah That's just like OGs Look at this guys Six years ago We did 700Ks Back then What Six years ago Yeah Episode 168 What Yeah Let's check it out man Yeah And then she did one Two weeks ago It's on 400,000 65:23 That's crazy. 65:25 On her podcast. I don't know which podcast this is. 65:28 100,000. 65:30 She did one on Nantle Tempo nine days ago. 30,000. 65:32 Oh, Nantle's got a podcast, yeah. 65:34 It's bad. Those are spreading human's numbers, those ones. 65:39 200,000 views. 29,000. Oh, yeah. 65:46 We are bad. We are bad. But we're not that bad. We're not that bad. We're not that bad. Fortunately, we're not that bad. 65:56 It could be bad, but that's worse. Wait, so why don't you get on your show, bro? Because we've already spoken to you. I've already spoken. 66:05 I feel like I don't... 66:08 If I speak to her, I want to speak to her in a very private city. Oh, okay. I don't want to, like, interview her. Because, I mean, I moved to Joburg, Walsan, when I was, like, 18, 20, 19. 66:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 66:21 So I was very young. And so reading her books, like, opened my mind up. Now I know, oh, this is what happens in this, you know, in this place, so on and so forth. And so now if I were to ever speak to her, I would want it to be very personal. Okay. 66:36 Yeah, but you must check out that episode, man. She didn't know it back. 66:39 I did, though. The Jackie Pamute one? Yes, before I read her books, I think I checked out the Kanye Mbawa one, part one and part two, and then the Jackie Pamute episode. 66:48 What do we used to do? Part one, part two, right? 66:50 Yeah, yeah. Part one, part two. 66:57 Katwan. Yes, yes. So my fascination is young people don't like reading, bro. Why do you like reading, man? I find that so fascinating and it's dope, bro. Yeah, it's a bit... And I think young people need to write more, bro. 67:09 You think so? 67:10 Yeah. 67:11 What are we going to write about? 67:12 Your journey, bro. 67:14 What journey? We just arrived. 67:17 Your experience. True, fair enough, fair enough. Yeah, yeah. 67:20 On... 67:21 But why did you like something to read? 67:24 I don't know. I like... 67:27 Imagining myself as the main character. So when I read Uncancelable, I was imagining myself in your shoes. That's why I found it so interesting. Like, oh, can I say this though? Of course, you can say whatever, bro. When you said you saw Joob Joob and Kelly doing The White Lines, I was like, oh. 67:45 What did you see them doing? Paparazzi, bro. I used to own a club. Where was Paparazzi? 67:52 Oh, after Huntersfield, I remember your club, right there in the corner. 67:56 By muchachos. 67:57 Yeah, muchachos was down the road. 67:59 Was down the road, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. You saw Chup Chup and Kelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the kitchen, my man. In the kitchen, yeah. In the kitchen. 68:08 Were you not shocked, though? Because, I mean, I can imagine as young as you were, you were like... 68:13 No, but that was like... I had been at Y for a long time. So remember the stuff that I talk about, about the cocaine and stuff. It's all stuff that I saw at Y. When I was your age. When I was like 18, 19. Because I started at Y when I was 18. Yeah, when I was 18. So I saw all this shit. And then by the time I saw the jub-jub thing, I was like, ah, 25... 68:34 Oh. 68:34 Hence why, you know, you've seen people, like, lose it all because of just trying. Yeah. And hence you advise people when you're ready to lose it. Yes, yes, yes. Who lost it all at YFM? 68:45 Thank you. 68:46 That you saw? 68:49 Just go to the 2008 lineup. 68:51 No, but there was a guy. Look who's still relevant. 68:54 There was a guy. There was like a radio host on YFM. I just forgot his name. But from the way you described him, I think he was light-skinned. He was like the it guy at the time. 69:07 Who? Chiliemi. 69:07 Chiliemi. 69:08 Oh, yeah. 69:09 Chiliemi. Oh, Chiliemi. That's our... Is it the Don? What do we call it? Goat. That's our goat. That's our radio goat. That's our radio goat. This is him. Where is Chiliemi? 69:17 Drop that fucking thing. Drop that shit of yours. Chiliemi. Chiliemi was amazing. 69:21 So would you make him an example maybe? 69:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a good example. Yeah. He's a perfect example. Yeah, he had a lot. Opportunities. So he also started when he was young. 69:35 So he was older than me, right? But he started at Metro FM when he was like 18, 19 as well. But he was so good that at that age, he had the world... 69:46 What is it, in his feet? In his palms. Yeah, at 18, bro. So at 18, he was dating the hottest girls. He was earning more than Glenn Lewis and all these fuckers. At 18. Yes, and he was doing drive time, bro. 69:59 At 18. Yeah, chillin' him. 70:01 Drive time at 18. 70:01 Yeah, chillin' him. Yeah, it was special. 70:04 It was on Nando's radio at like 16 or something. 70:07 What? 70:08 Yeah, he was like special. 70:09 And then he took it to the top, lost all that shit. And then when he hooked up with Dineo Ranaka to do Essential Rush at YFM, that was like his second... 70:20 Chance? Second chance. He did the same shit. I mean, he'd call his dealer live on the radio show. 70:27 Yeah. 70:28 And place an order. 70:29 And Attila would go, like, when he calls, he was wild. He was wild. 70:37 But I feel like, to be fair, as creatives, we all have, like, I don't know if I can call it an outlet. Vices. A vice. Yes. Be it drugs, alcohol, vape. Sex. Some people, unfortunately, oh, okay. Some people, unfortunately, just take it way too far. 70:57 Yeah, it's the gift and the curse of being a creative man. Oh, wow. Yeah. Things are just there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71:04 It's bad. So you don't have a vice yet? 71:07 You're still figuring it out? 71:09 I'd say... Vape. I mean, vape isn't like... It's just like a small hairdress. So maybe I'd say like... Alcohol. 71:19 But I've reached... Not reached the age, but like I finally... You know... 71:25 Like, now I finally know what gets me tipsy. What gets me tipsy? Tipsy. 71:31 Tipsy, yeah, yeah. That's the one. Which one is it? 71:35 Tipsy. What gets me tipsy? 71:36 Because with you guys, you never know. It might be the new way to say tipsy. You never know. No. 71:41 I thought that was a level. And then it's tipsy. That's tipsy. And I'm like, yeah, tipsy. Oh. Okay, I'm on to something. 71:48 Now I know what gets me tipsy. What gets me, like, full-on drunk. So now I know how to, like... 71:53 But it's so crazy now with all this fake alcohol, you never know until... Alcohol is so fake. Bro, it's bad, bro. 72:00 Yeah, everywhere. 72:01 And how I know now is if it takes me three, four days to recover, I know that shit is fake. 72:07 Me, so I prefer... Genuinely. You see that, Henny? I prefer the ordinary VS. I know it's fake when the club gives you the more expensive one for free. But it's free, right? They'll give you a VS. A VSOP. And I'm like, why would they do that? I'm like, why would you give me the more expensive... Variant of what I want. Because they're trying to cut costs, yeah. They hate writers. And the little one is the basic one that I want. That's crazy. And they're like, no, I'm like, no. Yeah, you DJs are feeling it, bro. I don't like the visual piece. 72:38 You DJs are probably feeling it the most with the fake alcohol, bro. Ah, it's whatever. Yeah. 72:43 Anyway, it's like, but I don't mind because it's like, I'm just there. You don't mind fake alcohol? Oh, it's like free stuff, bro. No. 72:51 Are you drinking the fake alcohol? 72:53 No, it's fake. Of course, it's terrible for you. But it's like free things. 72:57 I'm playing. I'm paid already. It's like... Because I'm going to parake anyway. Everybody drinks. My man, eggs is free. 73:03 Are you going to... Oh, my gosh. 73:05 This is not a benefit. 73:06 Oh. 73:07 Free alcohol is a benefit because I'm playing. I'm paid to play. And you're giving me some shit that I will drink. But it makes you sick, my nigga. But I'm not going to go... 73:17 But it makes you sick like... Two, three days later. 73:20 Yeah, sometimes it's the real stuff. Sometimes. 73:23 More so when you go to the rural areas because you go to Macros who buy what you drink. 73:27 Because they don't sell maybe a ton there. 73:31 And you go there, it's good. But if it's fake, I'm not condoning it, but it's like, ah, whatever. 73:36 You don't go out at all? 73:39 I'm over that shit, man. 73:40 How old are you, Mac? 73:42 I keep telling you, this is like the third time in this episode I'm telling you. I'm 39, bro. 3'9". Oh, no. 73:48 That shit is like, oh, no. You're beyond that shit, though. I don't want to lie. 73:51 What? 73:52 Like going out and shit. 73:53 I keep telling Sol, but he's out there every weekend. 73:57 Oh, it's nuts. 73:58 It's nice though. 74:00 Matt was there when he was like 15, 16. He had it, you know. Alright, it's lovely. 74:07 Coming out is nice, right? It is so much fun. 74:11 I have fun, I enjoy my friends. I feel too old and I'm bored. 74:15 I feel like you're just not around the right people. The right people will never make you feel like you're too old. Have you ever gone out with me and Ziri? 74:25 I didn't doodoo. 74:26 No, I like going out with you guys. Remember last time we went out during the tour? 74:30 Oh, that was nothing. 74:31 For real. It gets crazier than that. Oh. 74:34 That's small stuff. 74:35 Turban was wild. 74:36 In Cape Town, can you guys please promise me that, like, we're going to go out road to Turban? Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Can we please turn up? Say less. 74:43 Say less. Say less. 74:45 You know, like, your guys' normal, like, popping off. Can we, like, pop off to, like, the highest? 74:50 Yeah, bro, by 11, we're all sleeping. That's how we pop off. 74:53 11! LAUGHTER 74:56 The bank is so... No. Amatolo. 74:59 Wherever the after party is, we're going to have the after party. After that, we're going to go to Lev Umbri. As soon as we get to Lev Umbri, we're buying Ace of Spades. At least like six bottles of Ace of Spades. 75:10 Whoa, who's paying for that? 75:12 Who's paying for that? I'll pay for it. All right, all right. Say less, say less. We're not doing Yellow Label. Okay. Yellow Label is for like the pre, pre part, you know. What's Yellow Label? 75:24 Like, Verve Brute. That's yellow label. Verve Brute. Oh, yellow label. 75:28 Oh, yellow label. 75:30 No. 75:31 At Love Brute, we're not doing that. Okay. Now we're at, like, the Ace of Spades label. Gotcha, gotcha. Now we're, like, high up. 1942 label. Come in. So I need you guys to, like, bring that energy. 75:40 Where do we take the Rehydrate and the Panandos? What time? 75:43 What time? 75:44 At 11 a.m. The next day at 11. Oh, wow. 75:47 11 a.m. 75:48 So I need you guys to, like, start gymming now. Because, I mean, it's going to be... 75:52 It's going to be a party. 75:53 It's going to be a party. It's going to be a party. 75:57 It's going to be a party. It's going to be a party. 76:02 It's bad, eh? Okay, but that sounds fun. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to save myself for you. Please. Right, right, right. And Cape Town is fun, man. I always have fun in Cape Town. 76:13 Yeah. That's if they don't, like, FBI doesn't come and take all the ballers. Who? From Cape Town. FBI. What? Doesn't come and take all the ballers because, like, it's clear now that the people who are balling in the club are the criminals. Yes, yes, yes. Like, you saw the FBI, they took, like, Nigerians. who are living in Cape Town. Was it in Cape Town? 76:32 No, but I mean, we still have the South Africans. 76:35 South African Polars? Just to be honest. Yes. Ah, you can name them in one hand, bro. Wait, what is it, Poling? My can't have permission to let them shut up now. My soul. My soul. 76:44 We don't have South African portals. 76:45 We do, but, like, they're very low-key. 76:49 Okay. 76:50 You need to know to know. 76:51 Okay. So, if you know, you know. 76:53 In the Macanga? What about it? 76:56 Has it, like, made guys calm down, relax a bit? I'm keeping quiet. I saw that, like, the crew in Pumalanga is, like, it's now in the Macangas. 77:05 I have no thoughts. 77:07 You see, they announced who the top five cartel is. 77:11 What? The big five. Yeah. And then the guy is like the accountant. Who's the man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Allegedly. This was like a few weeks ago. My gang was on a break. They came back on the 14th. 77:26 Bro, the other day I was doing a deep dive, right? 77:30 On these guys, right? Who they are and stuff. And I passed out while listening to the podcasts. I hear the guys. Brian, I started having bad dreams, man. 77:40 Yeah, I won't tell you that. These guys are like, this is power, right? No, this is not the one. The other one. Yeah, same guys. Same guys from the other picture. 77:49 Yeah, yeah. 77:51 So the first guy is... Yeah, the one who... 77:56 They went to his home and Kenny Kunene was at his home. Second guy is... That's Steve Mutumi. And then third guy is... And the third guy is... 78:13 but there's also like, like your favorite guy who's like, like a witch. Fourth guy. 78:25 That's the guy when they went to Steve Mutumi's house, no, Kadisa Muleford's house, who spoke to the The cops. The hawks. The hawks were sent, yeah. 78:39 And the last one is the guy who passed away, no? 78:41 Yeah, that's... Yeah, he's like... Yeah. Kurt Matlana's lawyer was... 78:55 called a close friend when she made the speech at his funeral. 79:00 Oh, is it? Yeah. That's crazy. 79:02 The lady is representing some crazy, shitty characters. The white lady, you know? And people were like, hey, she's safe. Because they saw Ken Matala like lose his temper towards her. I'm like, come on. 79:11 Always holding her. 79:13 Yeah, I'm like, come on, bruh. She's representing like serious people and... She holds the secrets to a lot of things. There's no way she's not safe. 79:23 Do you still care about the Madlanga Commission if you stop caring? 79:27 I'm close to not caring. I care about it because things are getting revealed about how our country is actually around. 79:38 And at times it's not really run from union building. It's run from other buildings and farms. 79:45 But the part that is making me stop caring is like... 79:51 It won't change. It won't end. 79:52 That's true. 79:54 You see? So that part makes me like... Go like... I should lose interest a bit because... 80:01 It is what it is, bro. 80:02 Yeah, yeah, it is. 80:03 Like, it is what it is. Like, there's other powers at hand, at play, that we never know, will never know, and they just change hands. 80:12 And clearly now, because that guy passed away, and his whole thing is... 80:18 coming to be exposed but there's somebody out there in the shadows yeah it's just as powerful as him if not more who's about to get into power that's true and around the country from wherever did you see how cat holds her bro i saw this on tiktok dude you can see this guy's used to being in charge he's used to you can't take no for an answer bro that woman represents like yeah that's not my chance 80:41 Yo, go back there. See how he holds her, bro? 80:43 I feel like he's acting like that because he knows in a few months' time he's going to get out of jail. 80:49 There also is some sort of that... 80:51 Right? 80:52 Yeah. Arrogance. Arrogance, yes. 80:54 Look at that. 80:58 Ah, that woman, bro. 81:01 Anyway, Yanda, don't go to Campton Park anytime soon, man. Apparently there's a serial killer on the loose there. 81:07 I think it's a new one. I sent a video. 81:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Serious story, man. Didn't I send it? Okay, hold on. 81:14 Let me find it here. 81:34 There's one that went missing. She was running the other day. 81:37 Oh no. 81:38 Running. You saw it? 81:40 Yes. What woman? 81:43 I'm going to send you the guy. Yeah, here we go. 81:45 Must be black, bro. I haven't heard about it. 81:47 Shout out to this guy, man. He's always got cool stories, man. This white guy. We always play his videos. 81:52 For real? Yeah. Nah, shout out to him. 81:55 And we never credit him. 81:57 Shout out to this guy. I just sent it to you, yeah? Listen to this, guys. 82:00 This is scary. A serial killer might be on the loose in Johannesburg. Four women's bodies have been discovered in Kempton Park in just the past two months. Now, police haven't said that it's 100% confirmed to be a serial killer. However, because they say they are concerned in similarities between the crimes, they have no choice but to issue a public warning urging women in the area to practice extreme caution and women in and around the area are also being urged not to walk or run alone. This comes at the same time that this 38-year-old woman named Elizabeth... went missing while on a run on Wednesday, also in the Kempton Park area. 82:35 Police say they are conducting searches to try and locate her. And they are urging South Africans to share this message far and wide, firstly, to warn other women about what is going on, and secondly, to track down anyone who maybe has seen Elizabeth. Let's keep her and her family in our thoughts and prayers. 82:53 But you'd think the lady would keep on running because she was running, you know? 82:57 Uh-huh. 82:58 Yeah, but sometimes we're running and someone comes from the woods. 83:02 From the darkness. 83:09 No. No? 83:10 And they snatch you. 83:14 They see numbers out in your chest. Numbers, numbers. We've got to snatch the numbers. 83:17 Numbers on the chest. 83:19 Anything. Numbers. Snatch you. 83:22 Yeah. 83:23 They've got numbers on their chest. Have you seen? 83:25 Big numbers. You see? What numbers are these? 83:29 No, like, reverse. When you're around, you've got numbers on your chest. 83:35 Was she running a marathon or was she just, like, jogging, like, just to keep fit? 83:38 I think it's one of those club things, you know? 83:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And someone in the woods just saw numbers like, yo, I'm tired of them. 83:47 See? 83:48 48,000, Baba. You know, are those not numbers on the chest? Numbers. 83:57 But what happened to spreading humans, bro? Yo, you guys were cold and cold at some point. You guys were cooking, bro. 84:03 Should I be honest or should I like... No, be honest. No, be honest. Like, yeah. Before I be honest and before we move on, I'd just like to say that the victim's family, I hope that they are... Oh, yes, yes. I hope that the victim is safe and that, you know, she gives home safety. 84:18 It's an ongoing story. Oh, sure. 84:20 I hope that her family is comforted through this time. You know, she has our support through everything and anything that happens, we will be there with her. You know, we are, if anything happens to her, we will march for her. Hopefully nothing does happen to you. You're promising a lot. 84:36 You're going to march for her. 84:38 I will be there. I will be there. Hopefully nothing does happen to the victim. But yeah, you were saying spreading humours. 84:46 Yeah, what happened, man? I've got an analogy. I think I know what happened. 84:49 What's your analogy? 84:51 You want to start or must I start first? 84:53 Start. 84:54 I think you guys got too woke up. 84:58 Okay. 84:59 I love how honest you and Sol are. I love honesty. And through this honesty, I'm going to write notes and I will be taking them with me next week Friday. So you think we got to work? 85:11 Really? Yeah, you lost that fun, that zest and just the art of not giving a fuck. You know what I mean? You guys started getting way too woke. Talking about serious things. You understand what I'm saying? Because growing up, yeah. 85:24 Do you watch the brand? Sorry, not the brand. Do you watch the show? Yeah, of course. Really? Yeah. What do you talk about? Like the serious stuff? 85:31 Yeah, serious things. Are you for real? Like growing up and mental health and all that bullshit. 85:37 To be honest, we are in our... Growing up things. While... 85:41 Yes, the spreading humours, co-hosts and hosts, we're all in our 20s. And what matters to our generation is mental health. Yes, because I mean you guys, that's why you're laughing. Fuck! You guys are the same age as my mom, to be honest. If I say to my mom... 86:00 So, so, if it matters, then why are the people not watching the mental health episodes? 86:04 Sorry? 86:05 If it matters, why are people not really watching the mental health episodes? 86:10 Do we want to... 86:11 If you guys have an episode of mental health. 86:14 And it's a big thing. 86:15 Okay, please give me, please give us advice. 86:18 What should we do better? 86:20 No, no, no, it's not about doing better. I mean, listen, I can't come in and tell you how to be yanda, right? I'm just saying as a viewer, when I watch the show, I feel like you guys started getting way too serious, more serious. And I think it comes with age, because I mean, like you said, when you started, you were 18 and now you're 22. You're not the same person. 86:38 And you're in tune now. It's the time they're just, you know. 86:47 What are you trying to say? No, no, no. 86:49 What if she didn't watch that episode? She doesn't know what we're talking about. 86:52 Yeah, true. It's an inside joke. 86:54 Okay. 86:55 That, like, mental health becomes, like, a thing when the seasons change. 87:01 Oh, okay. But, like... 87:04 Damn. I'd like... No, I... You see, I think we as... I can't even say we as the cost, because, I mean, it's just me and T-Late. Of course, of course. 87:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 87:19 I mean, I can't even say me and the team because I mean, it's just me and Zile. To be fair, we've noticed we're doing something wrong. Well, we were doing something wrong. And this was like last year. The views started like going down a bit. But I mean, if you look at our views now recently, we've definitely... 87:41 brought back that, in fact, we're coming back. We're hungry. We're alive. We want more. We are fighting for our number one spot again. Yes, you know, we're on a pulse. They might have spoken shit about us. But that's okay. 87:55 They speak shit about everyone, man. Yeah, they shit on us. Yeah, yeah, they shit on everyone. They speak shit. They speak shit about people. 88:01 But then when we see them face to face, they act like they love us. But it's okay, man. It's okay. These things happen. We still love them. Nonetheless, they're still our brothers. 88:11 What do you think? Oh, you don't watch Spreading Humans that much, no? No. 88:15 Please watch. We need the views. Watch. 88:17 Fuck! We'll see tomorrow. It's going to be... It's going to be nice. 88:21 Not tomorrow. Today. Dude, what do you think? 88:23 He's a producer. What do you think? What do you think? Can we hear from the producer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it wrong, man. 88:28 Get it wrong? 88:29 Maybe it was the producer's fault. You never know. 88:31 No. I think, to be honest... 88:34 I think we're just tired spreading humours we got very popular very quickly got you so in the first year of us podcasting we went on not only did we go on tour we went on like a nationwide tour oh yeah now we're getting you know what do you call it like a a shout out from like the most popular politician in the world. Not only that. 89:02 He's the most popular. Yes. Yes. Yes. 89:07 Not only that, now it's these brand deals. Now we are podcasting live, you know. I feel like we did too much in a space of one or two years. Now we feel like, damn, what can we do next? Because we've done it all. We've done it all. What can we do now? What is there to be done? 89:24 We've done it all. I get you, I get you. And it's not because Sima left, because the numbers are tanking even while Sima was there. No, no, to be honest, they were slowly. Yeah, hey, man, you're not pretty good to me. 89:35 Coming back up, I think we finally realized what we want and what the audience also wants. 89:41 And we're having a lot of fun. We haven't had fun in a while. 89:46 Can I still get my raise, even though you're making one? 89:49 You look like you are struggling, bruh. 89:51 I'm not struggling, but I love money, you know. I mean, we work. 89:55 She's got a fucking driver. She's got security. The driver freestyles, man. You know, the driver took me to a service one time. Is it? 90:02 Yeah, yeah, he's a rapper. He's a dope rapper. Yeah, yeah. 90:06 I don't want to lie. Yeah, yeah. I got a recording. We've been trying to airdrop to him because I took this recording of him like two years ago, driving me from my place to the service and a rapper. 90:18 That is crazy. 90:19 And she found out today that her driver's a rapper. 90:21 But another thing I want to add is I think for me, when you just said that, right, it just reminded me. That's why it's so important to like, And it's hard sometimes, especially like when you're new in the industry and then everything is all coming. 90:35 It's very hard to remember why you are getting those things. 90:40 And to stay true to the audience and the content and what made the show what it was. So, for example, like since I've been with Sol, where there's Kai FM or gigs or whatever we're doing, we've never changed the content. 90:55 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come here. I do what I do, man. Yeah, understand what I'm saying? I can't say, hey, bro. 90:59 So nothing gets in the way of the content. No blowjobs anymore. Because we know once we change the content, we fucked. 91:03 Can I say something? Stop the blowjobs and stuff. 91:06 Can I ask something, bro? Yeah, of course. 91:07 Throughout everything that's happened, it's been you, Wamek, Sol, Ghostly, and Fact Checker. 91:15 Now, if you think about it, though... 91:18 We've had like three hosts, men hosts and spreading humor. That doesn't happen. We really are trying to find our feet. But I think finally we found our feet. We're coming back. The show, it doesn't even feel like a job anymore. Thank God. It feels like I'm having fun with my friends. We're just having a conversation. We're back at that level. 100%. That's what I love about it. 91:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 91:45 So if you're listening, please watch Spreading Humours every Sunday at 3pm. 91:50 Yes, Dudu? 91:53 Yeah, so I think I agree with Mac with the... Because they've grown. They've gotten to a point where they became too woke. 92:03 I agree with that. 92:06 I think there's an episode we did with Joseph Dari. The first time we had Joseph Dari on Spreading Humors, we had a million views for that episode. And then he came back again recently, maybe two months ago, I think. 92:21 Then you spoke about his mental health. Yeah, then I remember as they were doing the show, I was texting them in the group as they were doing the show. I said, guys, loosen up. 92:33 Because I felt like now the conversation is too, like... No, not even. Kind of, yeah. Too tired. Yes, yeah, yes. Too tired. Yeah, but also, my thing is, they've grown. That's the thing, right? I think also, as they grow, what we can... 93:00 for the show, what I've realized is that we can grow with them, right? So, meaning, then also, we change... 93:10 the show holistically by that I mean the approach how it looks the topics there you know because we no longer want to they don't want to talk about NSFAS students registry blah blah blah they can talk about it but the people who are watching them now they are like probably doing their internships and You know? That's wild. Yeah, you know? So there's that growth. So if you can sit here and say Yanda was 18 when she joined and now she's 22, you can imagine their audience at this point what it looks like. 93:46 But cut the mental health shit, man. 93:48 No one cares about that. It's all fake wokeness. 93:49 Maybe it's not just me. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, it is. It's not. It is. I'm telling you, bro. But Mac, I'm taking like antidepressants, anti-anxiety pills. So no, it's not. 93:58 Whoa, you're a rich kid. Like, what's up? What's up? 94:02 Like, what's bothering you? I have fake problems. 94:05 No, no, you got real problems, but what are they? 94:07 What are they? Yeah. It might sound like a joke, but my mom is like a business mogul. My mom is like the... My mom is my hero. She's the strongest woman I know. She's built... 94:20 five, six businesses, you know, on her own. So now when my family members, when her friends see me, they tell me, you need to be better than your mom. And now how- Oh, you're the next- Yes. 94:32 Better mogul. 94:33 But now how do I like build tough businesses? So yes, it might not seem like a struggle to somebody else. Yeah. But to me, it's a lot of pressure. You appreciate it. 94:41 What caught your attention this week, man? 94:43 Bro, there's this thing, bro. Have you seen this case? That Lindsay Clancy. 94:48 Mm-mm. 94:48 There's an American case, so this woman, right, it's such a depressive, but this woman kills her kids in America, right? 94:56 And I think it was the... Okay, he just spilled, like, what happened? 95:04 Okay, he spilled a lot of alcohol. And we're still recording, right? Yeah, we're good. Are we still good? Okay, cool. This woman, bro, kills her kids. 95:13 Mm-hmm. 95:14 And then she pleads crazy. 95:16 Like mental condition. And then the jury declares that they don't know whether she was crazy or not. 95:26 Right? 95:27 Whether she suffered from a mental condition or not. But my thing is like, all the serial killers... 95:35 have a bit of crazy in them in order to kill people nonetheless, right? And then now it comes out that the only guy in the jury who said, nah, she killed the kids is the only black guy in the jury. 95:54 The only guy... The rest is white. The rest is white. Yeah, the rest are white. People are like, oh, no, she must be crazy. Like, she must be crazy. The only guy's like, no, my God, it's simple. She killed a kid. She almost go to jail. He's the only one who killed a kid. Yeah, and it got me thinking, like, a lot about just why people accommodate all sorts of things, bro. You know, and for us, it's... 96:18 It's almost not plain, but our conscience and, dude, you kill the kid, you kill the kid. You're a murderer, it's simple. There's no ways we can decorate it, sugarcoat it, dress it up so that you can be in public with the rest of us who don't kill their kids. 96:38 But we're like, nah, you must be some kind of crazy. Because anyone who kills anyone is crazy to a certain degree. So the fact that it was the only one guy who was like, no, man, she's a murderer. Because you are a murderer. Dude, how do you kid you? Where did you see the story? It's been all over. You guys know the story? It's all over. It's all over. It's all over. It's like the one of the biggest stories in the world. It's not like some special story where... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you found it somewhere. I thought you were going to... 97:09 I thought you were going to talk about Danny Jordan. Oh! 97:13 Winning his fourth term, bro. Eh? 97:17 Eh? If I just change that name from Safa to... 97:20 Denny Jordan Federation or whatever. Oh, not suffer. Yeah, not suffering. 97:24 Not from suffer to suffer. Like we suffer. It might be from suffer to suffering. To suffering. Yeah, suffer to suffering. Because he's got a ring in his marriage. Yeah. 97:37 The institution took forever. Ah, that guy, bro. He's running in, like, an African country, bro, man. Yeah, dude. 97:42 Ten years now. Ten years. 97:43 And I don't get it. I know it's not, like, government-owned, but also, bro, that thing is so... And it's weird. Like, because they submitted... 97:54 Leader Maniopawa submitted some amendments to the constitution. They just changed the constitution like willy-nilly and the guy's got the institutional power. And then he paid honorariums, which is like money that's meant for... 98:08 It's like a thank you. 98:10 which he hasn't paid for years. And then paid it just a week before the election, like 150K, to people who are like, yo, we've been waiting for this. And it's like, yeah, so you know how to vote. And then Herikwala and other regions got dismissed. I know, okay, they've got their own issues as well internally, but the things that are happening there, it's like, how old is he? 98:35 Isn't he like 75 or something? Look at that niggas old man. 98:38 Yeah, it's like straight from Dictator textbook. Straight from the Dictator. Oh. Yeah, that's the Zimbabwean guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did he do? His birthday is now in the holiday. 98:56 Drop that fucking thing of yours. 99:01 I love him, dog. How the fuck can we stretch this? How the fuck can we stretch this? Yeah, and he attaches the birthday to some tribe that existed. It's like, bro, it's like a birthday, bro. It's like, yeah. 99:17 Did he say no more voting or no more elections? 99:21 No, he changed the constitution. What did he change in the constitution? Nagogo changed the constitution, bro. 99:29 And the people are obviously like, what's going on? They're embarrassed as well, but it's like, bro, it's bad. 99:39 Anyway, Yanda, about to call it a wrap. I didn't mean to make light of your mental health. Hope you know that, right? 99:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The top businesses, man. Before she calls me after the show. The top businesses. I don't like the comment. I think because... No, no, no, no. 99:52 I think because you guys are close, well, someone close to me. I make fun of, like, my mental health situation a lot. So if people that are, like, close to me make fun of it with me as well, like, it's nothing crazy. Like, we can make fun of it. Rather, we make fun of it, then, like, it becomes, like, a, oh, shame. I'm not making fun of it. 100:13 Do you know you guys are the worst people to hire, to be honest? Gen Z's. What? 100:19 How many Gen Z's have you hired? Like, three? 100:22 They've all given me problems. 100:23 How, though? 100:24 Because you guys, the mental thing is a catch. 100:28 Like, whenever you don't want to do something, it's my mental health. 100:30 Yes, and I feel like sometimes... Like, if life just dares throw something at you, a curveball. 100:35 Yeah, just a curveball. A curveball, you know? Just a test. The life will test you, man. But it is mental health, though. 100:41 It is... 100:43 It's mental health. 100:44 Nah, bro. We all have mental health, bro. But we don't let it define us. 100:47 But we... I wouldn't say we let it define us. But like, we are more open about mental health, though. 100:54 Yeah, being open about it is fine. But letting it get in the way of what you need to do is a problem. 101:00 But like... 101:02 not to make the situation deep, but sometimes it really does get to that point where, like, you're just in bed, you don't want to go anywhere, you don't want to do anything. Sometimes it does get to that point, you know? 101:11 And I'll make you as an example that you are here, now that you're here. 101:16 Now that I'm healing, now that I'm okay. 101:18 I don't think you'll mind me mentioning this, but Yana doesn't like attending events, right? Like, I grow to one million, I grow to two million, those kind of events with big... 101:30 um with a lot of people and a lot of people on the network don't like that right because she says mental health anxiety whatever dude imagine if i had to tell i felt that i'm like guys i can't go to joe big day because of my mental health yes i can't attend I'm paid. That's what I'm trying to say. 101:47 Also, why can't the world adjust to the fact that Gen Z is more open about their mental health issues? 101:54 You're more open. Not a problem. But don't let it affect your work. What you've agreed. Because your work is a contract you've agreed. 102:01 To say, I will deliver. Yeah, it feels like that though sometimes. Sorry, what? 102:06 It feels like that though sometimes. I feel like you guys don't get how Gen Z operates. So can I ask you guys a question? 102:12 Yeah. 102:12 Now that I'm like part of... Well, now that I'm in Gen Z. Gotcha. So now, if I go on a date, right, today, and this is like... 102:21 Mize, you guys know what Mize means, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Saul? Uncle Saul? 102:26 Come again. 102:27 Do you know what Mize means? 102:29 Mize, yeah, no. 102:31 Okay, good, great. Should I speak slower or are you following me? 102:37 We've been podcasting for how long? 102:39 How long? Why suddenly you gotta speak slower? 102:41 Okay, I don't need to speak slower. Thank you, uncle. 102:43 We've been here in the same room talking for two hours. 102:46 Can you hear me though? 102:47 Can you understand? Why now you gotta be slower? 102:49 Because I'm not sure, like... Whoa. Continue. Can you hear me? 102:53 You're fucking with his mental health right now. I don't like this. 102:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are now breaking down. Really? Into like, you got me fucked up. You got me like, you got me like weak. You got me on my mental knees. 103:06 You're allowed to break down. We can pause the show. We can speak your words. No, come on, come on. Oh, you're bigger than that. 103:12 I've survived so many things. You, you, you, you. 90s. You know what I'm saying? Bigger physically and mentally than that, right? 103:22 It's bigger than you. Get to your point. Get to your point. We're strong. Where to date? 103:27 Not to like... I'm about to like sidetrack. So last week, we spoke about like dating, so on and so forth, on spreading humors. And I said, right, if I'm going on a date with a guy, the... 103:40 Most of us spending is about 15k on a date, minimum maybe 10k. And people on Twitter and TikTok were going crazy. So back in your guys' times, when you guys were like 21, 22, how much would you guys spend on a date with like a girl? 103:54 Wait, what does that have to do with mental health, man? What are we doing here? 103:57 No, we're side-checking. 103:58 Why? 103:59 What more do we have to say about mental health? 104:01 I thought we were just studying. 104:05 Oh, mental health, you know. LAUGHTER What more do you want me to say? 104:21 It was when we were still in the mental health chat. I was still there. No, in that mental health chat, what I wanted to say is that, like, Meg is saying that... 104:42 If I'm mentally not stable, I'm not good, but I'll still show up. 104:47 That's the, I think it's the work ecumen that we have. And I think we also took from our parents. 104:56 And also, I think some. 105:00 You think? 105:01 No, continue. They're doing their TikTok reel. Live. We are. Sorry. 105:05 This is not spreading. You must know. 105:10 This is not spreading. You must come on. I know it's not. 105:13 Who should behave? 105:14 The freestyler. The freestyler. 105:18 What about my content though? 105:22 Yo, that's the problem. You also worried about your content, wiping the thing that needs to be your content. 105:28 That's why your mental health is fucked up. I'm kidding. It's the content. It's the content. 105:35 What I was saying is that even the example I think someone made that you can't pause and think about your mental health, right? Of course you can't because you're existing in survival mode, right? I know that even now we are existing in that way, but it's different, right? You are not going out there and they're not trying to fetch you, Mac, and say, go fight, right? You know? So I think even the people that raised us, it's because they grew up in a period where they couldn't sit and process whatever it is that is happening with them, right? 106:17 And with that, what happens is that you have to show up. Are you doing a TikTok regal as well? 106:23 No. I'm looking at the things I want to talk about. 106:25 No. 106:31 That's real. No, no, no, for real. Like, we're spoiling about this. I saw the Kepitaka guy. 106:39 I'm talking about the Kepitaka. Yes. Who is the Kepitaka? 106:43 No, it's fine. Continue. Yes. So I'm saying, mental health, I think it's different with different generations. Even with our parents, they did experience mental health issues. Yes. But the difference is that they couldn't pause and process that because they had to... Do something. 100%. 107:03 Yes. Well, they're children. Yeah. They're taken care of. They're good shit to be done. 107:09 So now, that's why we feel like the Gen Zs are doing too much with their mental health conversation because they're in a different generation now, right? Yeah. They're here now. We've... I think I'll say our parents... 107:25 They carved a path, you know, where they fought apartheid. We can go to good schools, blah, blah, blah, get here. And even now me, I can have my own place without needing immense support or the government to agree or whatever, you know. It's processes, right? And then now we're at this point where we've built all of this. Our parents have built it for us to get here. And then now we're here. The Gen Z's are our kids, right? 107:58 For them, they don't have to worry about many things. So when they are experiencing a mental health issue, now they can sit down and say, yeah. Yeah. 108:11 I'm not, I can't function. I can't do X, Y, Z. I think that's why we feel like, you know, I'll say we, because I think we are the same generation. Close. Well, I'm not an 80s, but we're close. For real? No, I'm not. 108:27 You're 90s? Bro. 108:28 Yes. 108:29 Hmm. 108:32 Yes, but I think it's because whatever has happened prior and the people who... I think they compromised their well-being a lot. And you know why? I think they did it because they didn't have a choice. Right? Yeah. 108:49 Look, to sum it up, irrespective of... 108:56 age and our parents and us and now this generation whatever life is pretty simple guys Yanda. Life is full of problems. It's resistance. It's full of problems. Resistance. It's full of problems. Life, that's one thing you cannot escape. It's full of problems. You'll find problems. 109:17 And it's all about... 109:19 But here's what I'm saying, right? What I'm saying is life is full of problems. It's all about finding the time in between to make memories and make happy memories. things around that so for example right now we're recording all of us here in this room trust me tomorrow's monday yeah by friday we all have had more than 10 problems we have to solve that's true we have to solve on our own that's what i'm saying you don't it's a crutch you guys use it a crutch when there's a problem with all my mental health we all have problems bro after when i was at yfm i had to do a show and my grandmother died Why? 109:58 I had to go on air, bro. And you couldn't... That same day, there was no time for mental health. You couldn't excuse yourself? No, bro. Why not? The show must go on. We're in entertainment, my nigga. Let's go. 110:07 Is that how... What? 110:08 That's how this interview works? Bro, I've fought with my wife. I'm like, hi, here's... We're getting divorced, but I had to come and shoot a show here and smile. What? And fucking laugh at saucepans. 110:21 Yeah. 110:22 Like his first time hearing it. 110:25 There's no time for mental health. I think my... The difference between... You get what I'm saying, Penduka? 110:30 Yeah. There's millions of times I've come here, did these pans and I've gone through whatever. Personally. It's... Yeah. 110:37 The difference between my generation and your guys' generation is I think we've realised that you don't have to. 110:45 Guess what? The difference is the fact... 110:48 The non-difference is that the world... 110:51 still requires you to do the work. 110:54 But fuck the world. No, you can't. Fuck the world. 110:56 Okay, fuck the world is why we don't have traffic lights that work. Why we don't have what? Traffic lights that don't work. Why it's got potholes? Because guess what? The guy gets a tender, fuck the world. Let me go buy these bottles at the fucking Lyft and buy all these things. 111:11 Fuck the work. 111:12 I've got mental health. I'm not going to do the tender. You see what happens when you fuck the world? Do you want to go to a doctor when you're sick the one day when you need a really good doctor who says, fuck the world, like a mental health problem. That's why I go to all doctors. 111:27 And they do the coke. You know, they do the most coke. 111:30 Because they're just like you guys. They don't even fuck the world. 111:32 Yes, because you got a duty to the world. Do your job. 111:37 You'll deal with their mental health at home or at some point, but what you contracted to deliver on earth, be it a good show, radio show in the morning, or a podcast, or be it fixing the lights, or be it delivering the water, which you may think is minuscule at a hospital, It's saving a life down the road. But it's your job. Whether you like it or not. You've signed up for it. Deliver. 112:04 Yeah. 112:05 It's what you are beholden to. It's your contract. 112:09 Yeah. 112:10 Deliver. 112:11 Yeah. 112:12 Yeah, of course it's tough. Of course resistance. Anything worth getting is tough. 112:17 That's true. 112:18 So when you get a bit of a... 112:21 you know, bump, to say, yeah, welcome to the world, it's not easy. 112:27 Everyone, if he was to be really, really, really honest, spirit, about what he's going through now, you'd be shocked. If she was to be really, really, really, really honest about what he's going through now, to come here, you'd be shocked. Anyone in this room, if they were really to be honest about what they're going through, personally, you'd be shocked. 112:51 And some problems, you're like, how did you find yourself in this problem? But it's their reality. It's their problems. That's true. You'll be shocked. But everybody's here delivering, working. Why? Because on Monday, chillers need an episode up. 113:03 Wow. 113:04 At three. So if you go, I'm bailing because it's tough, it's scary, it's hard. What is that? And if everybody does it around you, guess what? You complain about the load shedding. You complain about the traffic last night working. You complain about your chips are not well made at fucking steers. Because somebody needs to make sure those chips are good. Be it they're going through a divorce or not. 113:28 The fucking chips you like and steers, they got to be made by someone. That's true. Going through world worse bullshit than you. 113:36 Yeah, that's true. 113:37 But it's your job. Because why? On the 25th, 30th, you're getting paid from somewhere. 113:43 That's true. 113:43 Because you got to deliver. 113:45 That is true. 113:45 And when the money doesn't come in on that day, You're up in arms to the company. Yes. Because they're not doing their part. Because you've done your part. So generally it's just doing your part. We go through things, we get it. But you can't just bail because it's tough. It's mainly tough. 114:01 That's the greatest advice you've ever given me. 114:05 Oh, wow. Can you wrap up the show, man? I just started thinking of my problems. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 114:10 Before we wrap up, I think before this whole mental health issue, I spoke about how last week, I spoke about how if we're going, if me personally, I'm going out on a date with a guy, we're spending, well, I mean, he's taking me out. He's spending at least 10 to 15K on the date. So I wanted to ask you guys, because people were like having me on Twitter and TikTok, In your guys' times, when you guys were still going on dates with our girlfriends and stuff, and even now, what or how much do you guys spend on dates? 114:41 Why would you let people have so much power and say over your money? 114:46 No, no. I'm not spending. The guy is. 114:49 Oh, the guy is spending. 114:50 Yes. But going on a date, I'm not spending anything. 114:54 I've never really... Me. 114:56 Zero rant. 114:58 And that's fine with you? 115:00 There's no nigga you've dated who you worth spending a date for? 115:04 That's the sad part. Maybe, not a date, maybe like petrol, you know, a young Gucci bucket hat, Yeezys, Gucci slides here and there. Not a date, I've never paid for a date. 115:16 To answer your question, for me, if I have the money, I'll spend it. Ooh. If the money's there, not a problem, bro. Okay. Like, there's no limit. 115:25 Ooh. No, I'm saying like, I'm not going to say, oh, if I like you, right, and I ask you out from a date, I'm not going to say, okay, I'm only going to spend 1,000 hands on yander. 115:34 If you want tequila and you want whatever and I've got the money and the meat. The moment, yeah. You don't get it. 115:41 Okay. 115:41 It's not like there's a set fee in my mind. 115:43 That makes sense. 115:44 Yeah. 115:45 That makes sense. 115:46 Penduga? 115:48 Uncle Sol? 115:48 Oh, man. 115:51 It's like, bro, you want someone. You love them. 115:56 Well, not love, but like, I mean, just... No, no, no, no, no. 115:58 The moment you're trying to make an impression, what you have, like he said, you will spend, if you like someone, and sometimes you make a bad call. 116:07 Like, we've all got dates, we look back, like, wow, we spent a lot, and she's nowhere, God knows where she is right now. 116:13 Yeah, but that's the last thing on your mind, dog. 116:15 Hmm? Yeah, it's the last thing on your mind. Yeah, it's the last thing on your mind. But at the moment, you were with her, shop. 116:22 You know, and because... 116:25 A guy can come to you, spend 1% of his, or 0.001% of his net worth on you, and that's like 50K on that evening. And a guy can still come and spend two grand, and that's all he has. 116:43 Who's giving more? 116:45 Go with the two grand species. 116:46 Yeah, because that's all he has. Another guy will set you up in an apartment in the north, whatever, but it's shit to him. It's nothing to him. It's peanuts. 116:57 You see? So to value it with the amount is very blindsided because it's nothing to him. You see? But you see what the person who wants all for you. They put their things... 117:11 Or sometimes you are one of their things and they're just putting it together to make, put a smile on you. 117:17 And then when it's going, ah, I'll spend 1,000, Chomey. 2,000, but the guy. But how much I got to spend to get your bra off? Let's talk about the bra. How much you got to spend? 117:26 My bra off? 117:27 Yeah, just the bra. 117:28 I need to love you. It's not about the money. It's about how much I love you. But I mean, people going around like a date. 117:35 Like, because I know, like, I love the funny things in life. And I'm not just saying, oh, this guy needs to spend 10 to 15K because he just has to. Like, push comes to shove. If he were to say, oh, no, I left my wallet at home. Oh, no, my card isn't working. I'd be able to, you know, pay the bill. You know, so I would do that. I'd pay the bill. 117:54 Would you pay the bill and still get your bra off? 117:56 No. No. 118:00 Wait, but also, like, how much do I like him? How much do I like him? Do I like her? 118:03 You like him? You want to fuck him? 118:07 You know what? The first read, flack... Man, you like him. 118:09 That's from a different... We from a different era, man. 118:11 That shit didn't matter, bro. Really? That shit didn't matter because... Yeah. Yeah, I understand? Yeah. 118:21 That's fake. 118:22 However... Yeah. 118:28 If he were to say, I don't know, like, do you mind going 50-50 on me on the stage and I really like him, maybe I still take my bra off. But now if he's saying, oh no, I left my card at home and so forth, that just feels like an excuse. So now what? 118:46 I'm going to go home. He's not getting some. 118:48 We are from the age where sex was free. Yeah. 118:51 But this was like in the 60 years. 118:52 So the bra off thing, a woman wouldn't even think about like, this amount can give her a bra off. Yeah. It's just like, we're all up to a fine. We call that a true question. That was a true question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We couldn't, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 119:05 Because it means there is an amount. 119:07 We've had a recession. You thought about it. We've had a recession. 119:11 I don't think so. Because I feel like I'm not one of those girls that gets fazed by money. 119:16 Of course, of course. Respectfully, I think. Then your answer was supposed to be no amount I can get my bra off. 119:21 But what if you're just naturally a loser? 119:26 When are you going with what social media says? She's paying to the gallery. You think so? 119:31 He's right, because if money doesn't matter to you, then you should be like, no, it's his character, the way he makes me laugh. 119:37 I'll buy another drink and still give a mask. 119:38 But still, I wouldn't pay for the date. You could say, hey, let's go to, I don't know, Tasha's for a date, and I'm going to pay. 119:44 So let's say you live the rest of your life, you don't get a man, you don't have this perfect family that you once came to offer. 119:50 Perfect. 119:50 Right? Yes. And then you get to heaven, and then you're like, God, why was I so miserable? No man wanted to marry me, blah, blah, blah. And then God is like, I sent you a man, but he didn't pay the bill. 120:01 And you didn't have money for the bill. 120:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. 120:05 Yes. You see now. 120:10 Hey, on that note, man, we out of here. 120:16 Big shout out to, I watched one of my favorite shows, B-Frank. No, no, B-Frank with Mac. That he's ever done, yeah, last night. Please check it out, man. Who's the one? He had Dr. Mwisani Lozi. Oh, for real? Yes, yes. He was launching a book. I'll get you the book if you want to. Nice. Please get me the book. What's the book? Can you get the name of the book, please, man? I forgot the name of the book. But the episode dropped yesterday. It's one of my favorites from B Frank. Now, check it out tonight. Please give me the book. Yeah, I will. 120:45 Tonight, I'm not DJing. 120:47 I'm home. 100%. Love that. Please catch up on that episode if you haven't seen it yet. 120:52 Will do. 120:53 Also, A Day in the Life series continues. Pity Jokes is on this week. When are you doing A Day in the Life? I haven't been asked to do one, though. 121:02 Okay, Dudu will talk to you. A day in my life. 121:03 But now, what if, because like, I love shopping, so now what if I want to go to Alvi or Gucci? They don't like like videographers or like videos. 121:11 They'll catch you walking in and they'll come out. Wait, Gucci don't allow you to take videos. No, you can't, you can't. That's videos for real. 121:17 You can take videos with the phone, but not the camera. I know you guys. 121:20 Oh, there's no like tattoo coming in there. 121:21 So what are we going to do? 121:22 Do something, go on a date or something. 121:24 Cease. 121:26 Then I end up paying. No thanks. 121:29 And also people have been asking, when am I going to do it? I'm going to do one. But my life is boring though, guys. My life is fucking boring. My life is boring, dude. Really? Dude, I'm literally at home with my kids. Or I'm at work. That's it. That's beautiful, bro. That's beautiful. 121:41 You might think it's boring, but it's so fun for another person. 121:45 So I have to think out of the box. I'm thinking of going back to Parktown where I was raised and show people where I grew up. 121:49 Ooh, yes. I'm in reality TV mode. 121:53 And what you think... 121:56 Why did you do this? How did you grow up in a flat? Nah, it was nice. What did you do? Bro, it was nice. It was like my cousins were there. It was like eight of us, bro. And then you went out. And two bedroom, by the way. 122:06 But it was safe in the street. It was safe then. 122:09 Yeah, Park Town was safe at the time. I think it still is. I actually went there two weeks ago because I needed to get some stuff in the basement. And the same security guard that was working when I grew up was still there. That's crazy. Wow, for real. That's insane, man. And then also we bring back Fandachilla. Yes. 122:27 Oh, that was beautiful. 122:29 yeah so we realised because the members were shitting on us when was it last week yeah a lot of people subscribed to the membership because of funding because their contributions were going towards some cause then we stopped it so they were like no bring it back so we're going to bring it back we're just going to fine tune it but Dudu's going to bring it back okay shut up can't wait man to bless people yes what else is there yes please make sure you watch spreading humours man The guys are so mature, man. 122:57 You are the longest lasting podcast of my class. No, me and Zilip. 123:02 Yes. I'm saying you're the longest lasting podcast. Your show is the longest lasting. Yes. Yes. 123:17 When we were here, I think it was PNC at the time. I don't know what they call themselves now. They were still here. We thought they would be here for the longest time ever. But now look, man, we're here. We've been here. We're not going anywhere anytime soon. 123:31 Give advice to music pals. Tell them it's a marathon, this thing. They've been here for six months again. We're really excited. 123:36 I'm going to give them advice. I'm going to tell them right now. 123:37 How you start is not how you finish. 123:39 Yes, now maybe this year you might get 300,000, you know, 100,000 views. But we'll see next year, you know. It's a marathon. It's a marathon, this thing. 123:59 I love that. 124:00 We are here, man. For gusts and chills, boom. Shout out to Yadda Wood. Shout out, Yadda Wood. Shout out, Yadda Wood. For a 22-year-old, you held your own, man. 124:11 You held your own, man. Look at you. Shout out. Yeah, yeah. You came with the burrito. Where's your clean livet? 124:16 Where's your clean livet? No, the clean livet and the burritos. Alcoholic. 124:21 Oh, yes. Well, for next year's Women's Month, I'll come back with it, the clean livet. 124:26 Say less. Hey, the alcoholics there. 124:28 We outta here, man. 124:29 Oh, shut out.